/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58428229
>only way I have ANY chance at making it financially is by gambling in the stock market
>this demented pedophile wants to take the one hope I and many other anons have at retirement away
Anyone that argues this is a good idea does not have your best interest in mind. Social security won't even exist 40 years from now.

slurp, slurp, slurp. mmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uMtnH7cABg

Hell yeah

SLUUUURP

So... Any gems you've been slurping..? Besides HOBA and PEPE ofc

People are literally locking their ETH for months as we speak. They can't sell no matter what it's price does. It pumps to 10k, they can't sell.

They are accumulating ETH as we speak. They are literally going all-in on spot and on perps and everyone can check it by themselves. It's the easiest trade there has been for a long time. It won't take long until they start pumping it.

Soon you will understand.

>>55874592
September?, more like Slurpember imirite slurping bros?

>>55831607
My Argie bros, if you weren't buying crypto USD during the last few weeks, you were sleeping
>Cocodrilo que duerme es cartera

>BNB dumps less than BTC
I slurp

>>54903121

>>54549260
BTC and ETH, the rest is doomed

>>54112370
Too many words, Schiff. Just buy some BTC and stop tweeting

Just a little slurping

Ok I'm going to spill the beans how banks handle these things. They flag pretty much every account who does like over 20k in transactions with crypto platforms. The evidence they need to unfreeze your account is proof that the funds are yours not from some 3rd party so if you use only one exchange eg Coinbase for fiat onramp and offramp then Coinbase account statement is sufficient. If you send them your account statement and they see outgoing/incoming transactions then you need to provide all the statements from those corresponding exchanges or crypto wallet addresses which show ALL the incoming/outgoing transactions. For some reason anything related to DeFi is automatically a no-no for them and you might get offboarded just for using uniswap and something like that.

slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

>>52438757
I call it "buying opportunity"

>>52226831
>>52227610
how did u do this, with leverage?

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kek rip buyers
its slurpin time.

>>50387674
I buy food for the month to beat inflation, is getting rough in here. Also buying dollars, bitcoin and coffee. Hang in there latin bross