/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm all in. LINK all over again but more adoption

Comfy thread.

>>26374043
tor doesn't pay node hosters, sentinel fixes this

>>22394365

>I was only 2 years into crypto (total newfag)
>I loved SENT so much, I had a node and a suicide stack
>I pray to SENT team every night before bed, thanking them for all the releases and partnerships
>"SENT is love" I say; "SENT is life"
>/biz fudders hear me and they call me pajeet
>I know they are just jealous of my devotion for SENT
>I call out their COPE on missing the pump
>they come and fud my beloved SENT threads
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in front of my laptop and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me from behind
>It's a dev from SENT team
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "/biz is my board."
>He grabs me with his powerful dev hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open my ledger account for the MR SENT
>He penetrates my ledger with his SENTies
>Its so risky but I do it for SENT
>"ALL IN"
>I can feel my portfolio becoming completely undiversified
>i borrow some more money from mom to get more SENT
>I want to please MR SENT
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my portfolio with passive staking income
>/biz fudders walks in
>MR SENT looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all on cosmos now."
>MR SENT disappears by using the dVPN
>SENT is love. SENT is life.