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>>25529721
TSLA, unironically.

What will TSLA do tomorrow? Not sure if I should buy more at open. Friday spooked me a bit.

Worst part is that Elon thinks he's the shit, that he's this brilliant business leader making a bunch of money, buys $17M house, He thinks he's great with money and economics but he is SHIT man. I will beat him. Me and Elon Musk are mortal enemies. I want history to remember me more than him. I want to actually SOLVE our climate and energy problem, not just do a dance and pat ourselves on the back.


Step 0:
I have an Amazon business right now, but it's a takes-money-to-make-money situation, I make good profit margins but the cashflow is upfront negative.

Step 1:
I will program and found a website that makes a significant amount of money, and that is cashflow upfront positive. I plan on this website being very popular and more influential than any of Elon Musk's shitty websites. I will use the cash from this business to buy products to sell for my Amazon business.

Step 2:
I will sell one or both of my businesses. Elon Musk made 28 million when he sold zip2, so I want to make $30 million. But I wouldn't go out and buy a Mclaren like an idiot.

Step 3:
From there I will use the $30M to buy a Nuclear Power company and start a vegan bank. Vegans and vegetarians will sign up for my bank to help the world. I will use their deposited money to expand my nuclear power company and secure humanity's future energy needs.

Step 4:
Expand the bank and power company to hydroelectric. Invest in better, safer nuclear technology. Successfully get the world off of hydrocarbons and go down in history as the one that did the real work. Thoughts?