/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29547075
Well, horses are fast, so it'll go up fast. Also I was born in the year of the horse.
Also, check out my doubles.

>>29449223
Suicide...
Or..
Wait!
There's one more thing that could work!

If dubs, we get all our money back!!!

First!
Also check my dubs!

>>25307132
Obviously you shouldn't invest in a department store but I mean what's wrong with shopping at TJ Maxx? It doesn't mean your family is poor if you shop there. Maybe they just appreciate value. You don't get rich by spending more money on clothes..

Also checkem

>>25270933
That's horrible but also nice dubs but also check'em!

>>25231327
He's enjoying it so much, I'm almost jealous! Honestly, the viewers may be laughing at him, but he's laughing all the way to the bank.

>>25180531
OOOoooOOOooOOoohhhhhh!!! Shiny!
No check'em!

>>24749776
Right here!

>>24749999
Show her dem quads.

People just don't understand savings. It's so easy.

>walk into phone store
>"What kind of phone would you like sir?"
>"The cheapest phone available pls. :^)"

>walk into watch store
>"What kind of watch would you like sir?"
>"Lmao why the fuck would I need a watch, I have a phone. haha lol"

EZPZ

>>24637445
I believe you. I've set up stop loss orders for TSLA at 590 and 560 in case they dip, so I can drop ~75% of my stocks and reap the massive profits from this year.
If investing is like lemmings running up a mountain and off a cliff, I wanna be one of the lemmings that stops near the peak.

If dubs there will be a correction!