/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57895249
>I only started posting here today

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>>56253266
>buys massive stake in company
>writes letter to the board
>elects THREE board members of his personal choosing
>company fucking dies immediately after
>CFO literally jumps off a building after it's discovered that he sold his entire stake within 30 minutes of when cohen sold his
>company literally sues cohen for pumping and dumping their stock
>"he had nothing to do with the failure of BBBY"
holy fucking gigacope

>$100,000 worth of volume

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/13wnsuq/1st_15_minutes_of_the_twitter_space_with_bill/
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holy fucking kek what a massive retard
imagine unironically following this gigaredditnigger

>>55121380
>"I doubt this will only go to $2,000 each though"
>can barely even get above $100 pre-split anymore
>nearly 3 years post-squeeze
remember when $180 was the absolute rock bottom floor
remember when venturing into the 200s was a common occurrence
imagine telling coheniggers over two years ago that in June of 2023 the MOASS still hasn't happened
imagine how hard they'd shit their pants while slamming 'SNEED' into their keyboards preceded by a broken (You)
remember when kingjew tweeted the shorts emoji over a fucking year ago
kek

>>55077552
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>>55057088
>obscure question

>>55001243
>wants to dunk his nuts in another man's mouth
>calls me a faggot

>>54881339
>the media being wrong about GME going bankrupt right now means that GME is going to 1 million dollars per share
remind me, how much profit did the company make in 2022

>>54591163
>my greatest creation
lol what
i birthed myself faggot

>>54222794
>"based pikachu with braces"
i cannot wait for the last hold-out redditnigger tourists like this fucking faggot to unironically rope holy fucking kek

>>54133578
>the baggie who's stock is down 95% in a year calls me bad at this

>>53953363
>if you ignore all the times it wasn't stable then yes it is stable

>>53885905
>longshills don't even get a lunch break
holy fuck

>>53563700
>>53563743
>spicy
kill yourself fucking zoomer

>>53450963
>King K disciple calling me a redditor

>>53336918
Buy Gamestop stock, DRS the shares, and set them as "Book" rather than "Plan."

>>53250073
Buy directly registered "Book" shares of Gamestop (Ticker: GME) through ComputerShare.

>>52866738
Buy GME stock, go to CS, directly register them, and set as "Book" rather than "Plan."

>>52864430
>"they're... they're not as knowledgable!!"
about fucking what kek
what is there to know about GME
it's all fucking schizoidfaggoty theories
so if you're claiming that local paid jeets don't know as much about the inner workings of XRP and LINK vs "muh wutang ryan cohen poop tweet" then i guess you got me there KEK

>>52737293
>GME is so absolutely literally guaranteed to go to 6 gorillion per share that this hedge fund is selling for 25 united states dollarinoes

>>52686099
kek ad hominemies

>>52672921
>reading comprehension