/biz/ - Business & Finance

1929 Stock Market Recovery

"Wall Street lore and historical charts indicate that it took 25 years to recover from the stock market crash of 1929."

>wagecuck
>work 50 hours a week at a grueling menial labor job
>make $39,375 in a year
>get taxed 11%
>uncle sam steals $4000 out of your pocket

>comfy NEET
>work literally never
>draw $39,375 annually out of long-term capital investments
>get taxed 0%

Which based president or congressman do I have to thank for these comfy pro-NEET tax laws?

>>17215087
I am so comfy with my 100k PNK stack that I bought during the token sale. Sooooo comfy.

This project has existed for 2 years. So it isn't a pump and dump scam.

Cooooomfy

>>16496960
all-latex mattress fixed my sleep.

There are only two durable materials in mattress construction, latex and metal coils. Everything else (polyfoam, memory foam, cotton and wool batting) shits out in a couple of years and leaves saggy potholes in your mattress that destroy your back. Meanwhile coils will last 10 years and latex is essentially immortal, people have found 50-year-old latex mattresses that were as good as the day they were made.

A good latex mattress feels like sleeping on nothing, it's the closest to antigrav that you can get short of sleeping in a sensory deprivation chamber.

100mcg of melatonin before bed can do wonders as well. Don't fall for the 5mg pills, your nightly physiologic dose of melatonin is around 100-200mcg and any more will just leave you feeling zombified the day after.

>>16137977
Comfy day @ the office

What are some comfy jobs, /biz/? What do you do for a living?