/biz/ - Business & Finance

Everyday I wake up I remember I'm not a millionaire and I start screaming and crying uncontrollably

worst part is I personally know many multi-millionaires and even a billionaire, and I'm familiar with their lifestyles. Looking at myself in my shitty bathroom mirror knowing people live 10000 times better than me infuriates me to no end.

>>19465818
>female penises

>>19316362
>he forgot we're in clown world

>>19287524
death rate by dividing deaths by case #:
USA: 5.9%
Brazil:6.3%
Russia:1.0%
Spain: 10.1%
UK:14.3%
Italy:14.3%
France:15.5%
Germany:4.6%
Turkey:2.8%
Iran:5.5%

If you're too stupid to pick up a calculator, the only direction your life will go is a comfy hole 6 feet under.
Go ahead and angrily seethe against the injustices of a world constructed in your own head until reality donkey punches your thick, empty skull.

Can you smell it?
It's lingering in the air.
The faint smell,
of the worst day in stock market history

>>19015041
>fear
no sweaty, i have depression and would hold til 0 just for laughs

>DIS revenue up
>ATVI revenue up
>EA revenue up
Literal bullshit lying accounting tricks lmao

>>18867377
How bad are REITs shitting themselves, REIT bro?

>>18737912
>What is the worst job you had?
/smg/ daytrader
>And what lesson have you learned from it?
literally nothing

>>18728545
>Accept that and do something good for yourself, first.
Such as...??

peak clown market whisper edition for sleeping

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/V2uxUCWy

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

>>18725156

Is there anywhere I can go to have someone do all this chainlink, stock and investing stuff for me? I live in Los Angeles and have $11,000 I can do without. I'm an idiot wagecuck so I think I'm better off having someone who knows what they're doing handling my money.