/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8514337
>These are all of my Eightteen children.
>I love them all in the way only their biological father can.
>I promised to take care of them all after my wife with 18 virginias died in child birth
>The cost of raising a child to my standard is roughly around 500k (including paying for there entire collage degree upfront)
500'000 x 18 = Nine Million USD to raise my children
>I look my my children in the eyes.
>I whisper to myself
>'Thank god I invested in chinklank.'

>>7522792
You try thousands of times to travel from the 'Bitcorn' Worldline to the 'Bitcoin' worldline.

But everytime is the same, Your Portfolio is crushed and reduced to zero in your attempts to save it.

You cannot fight against the powers of 'HODL' without help.

On one repetition Robert E Lee approaches and asks a unexpected question.

>'Wojak-kun. How many times have you tried to save your portfolio. How many times have you ended up going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH due to your failure?'

I have discovered proof that Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym for John Titor.

Bitcoin is a attempt by John Titor to revolutionalise the world economy earlier then it was suppost to.

Traditionally the mass adoption of crypto currency occurs after the 3rd world war in 2043.


God Bless the new confederacy!

Activate stage two of my vision

>>7009088
turtlecoin is a trojan horse x-virus that was designed by the US govt and stolen by the chinese. when its activated it WILL destroy all aspects of your social media profile.

The injector that comes with the wallet injects alpha particals into your computor.
This coin is a venus flytrap, voodoo programming venture capitalist shit.

DO NOT BUY TURTLE

EXPERTS estimate more than 10 million devices around the world have been infected by malware linked to turtle coin

>>6950771
I'm Confederate because you are Yankee

>>6949678
>>6950462
Stop shilling this shit coin

465 Days

>>6944711
AMB

We need a coin that is a pool fund to pay for crypto traders who get sent to jail.

We will loan out bail costs and relocate anons to pro-crypto lands.

And then we will rebuild the confederate states of amerika