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Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:59:22 2020 No.17223568 [View]
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BUY MCD
BUY KO

Depending on the outcome of the upcoming election, there will be one of two outcomes for our beloved consumer staples.

If Trump wins, then in the year 2120, MCD will be making juicy laboratory grown all-beef burgers and serving them with an ice cold KO on the surface of Mars.

If Bernie wins and it is the catalyst for the collapse of our society, I’ll still be comfy in my holdings. Why, you ask? Because I know that no matter what happens to the world, that some wagie will be grilling up McRat burgers and the heavily armed McMilitia will be enforcing the NO REFILLS policy with extreme prejudice.

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