/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19212697
Oh, im sure it does.
And the constant stream of positive news to come will only bring us to a new ATH.
Make sure to FOMO into whatever Biotech CNBC graciously informs you of, too

>>19212720
This has been the "big brain" interpretation since we were at 100 deaths.
We'll just spend the problem away, and it only kills everyone else except you.

I would need some real "mental gymnastics" glasses to look at the events of the past 2 months and see whats going on from a positive outlook.

>>18719502
>starts investing in January
>"hey this is pretty neat"
>*cue the most insane mystery novel bullshit stock market of the last 2 months*

why am I even surprised

>>18689794

Here's a conspiracy theory:
Foreign nation sows seeds of doubt over legitimacy of pandemic for the sake of egging on an early reopening,
spurred on by belligerent self-entitled conspiracy experts that think every educated individual is actually conspiring together.
Further bolstered by a party fixated on reopening the economy at the expense of the people's health.

With an early reopening the country is further crippled then it was before, pushing it beyond prevention and into a position where the entire nation is sick and the medical community is entirely overwhelmed to the point of collapse. Supply chains for vital food and industry are severed and there are mass deaths much worse than what we are experiencing now.

Cue foreign nation absolutely stomping us while we are the weakest.

oop didnt think of that one did you?

>>18684432
>you are ruining your libido
>t. been a nofapper and fell for the meme, fapping is not the reason you fail at life

2 million years of no porn and you come to this conclution

>>18648765

>>18612266
You passed the test. I was making sure you are a true believer. Now open up because I'm about to give you the tip of a lifetime: Go all in and never look back. Just cash in those bat mitzvah bonds; remember to have fun with it. You're going to make it and come junior year, you'll be the the most popular gal at school.

Who is back on biz since the crash to 3.8k

Poop on it

>>18489153

>>18436756
just wait until the end of the week like everyone else you sperg

>>18434210
Daily reminder that 99% of bobos are actually false-flagging bulls