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>>50317423
I would also like to know...

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No. My latest shitcoin (((($qom btw in case you are wondering haha)))) is unironically superior right now. Go figure.

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DIE

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At this point I just want the world to burn, financially speaking

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>not buying dog coins because of pure unadulterated fear
>he thinks he's hot shit for buying some depegged algorithmic stablecoin garbage

My stake of Vita Inu is worth more than whatever shit you are trying to peddle us faggot

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How can we profit from the euro crashing versus the dollar? Anything we can buy for a significant discount or flip for a profit?

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How do we convince europoors to purchase crypto to escape the collapse of the euro?

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I'm hideous and didn't get any tinder matches for a month. I now get dozens of matches a day after changing my bio to say
>I sell fentanyl
How can I profit from this and get laid while staying out of prison?

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I am not optimistic about the future, economically speaking

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>>50136596
They are fertilizing us so we evolve into cattle and they can eat us

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If I found a genie and it granted me one wish I would wish for the housing market to implode so I could laugh at all the smug homeowners. I don't even want a house, I just want to laugh at them.

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>>50134557
Glowie here, we are going to have a little chat anon. You can't say things like that.

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I quit my job and rolled over my 401k to an IRA a few months ago. I was planning on reinvesting most of it into stuff like VOO but the money is just sitting uninvested in the IRA right now since the market keeps shitting itself. Realistically when will it stop crashing? Is there anything else I could put my money into in the interim that will yield a small but safe %?

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It's Saturday night and I'm shopping at the grocery store. There is a very cute girl stocking the produce section. How do I communicate the size of my portfolio to her without coming off as creepy?

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I haven't pooped in 4 days what does this mean for my portfolio?

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I don't want to participate in society anymore. How can I accomplish this, financially speaking?

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My coworker cancelled a meeting and rescheduled it at the same time/date with every attendee but me. Then the boss yelled at me for not showing up and coworker pretends he didn't do anything. How can I profit from this?

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What would it take to kill the housing market and put all the roastie Realtors™ on the streets?

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What is the financial equivalent of resetting your router to obtain a new IP address for (redacted) reasons?

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>>49819294
Don't watch porn bro. Take away their power over your mind.

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I should have sold the bounce to $48k

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>JUST BLINDLY BUY INDEX FUNDS AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RETIRE IN 40 YEARS

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I purchased a JSON parser with no future for $23

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BlockFI actually let me cash out. They are actually the good guys and now I feel guilty for pulling my funds.

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