/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56614800
>"HIPPIES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this auditorium before. There could be HIPPIES anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his threadbare suit. "I HATE HIPPIES" he thought. Rollin' Coal reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of hot mics. "Just close the fuckin' door. Close the door." he said to himself, out loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCjFvlm_Peg

>>56292889
Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate the farmers, liquidate real estate. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up from less competent people. Prosperity of the middling and lower orders depends upon the fortunes and light taxes of the rich.

>>56215157
>My dear bagholders and bonders, sloots and Timiraos, govs, chuds, accountblowers, shorts, stranglers, and hedgers!

Hedgies!

>Today is my one hundred and eleventh speech. Alas, eleventy one speeches is far too short a time to fuck with such liquid and gullible markets.
>I didn't crash half of you half as well as I should like. And I heemed less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
>I, uh, I have trades to make. I've put them off far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I'm leaving the Fed now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.
>Goodbye.