/biz/ - Business & Finance

AN ELEPHANT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>56589551
I laugh for hours about that shit

>average american household has $5300 in savings

How do I make a scam meme project? And how do I lose the heat after the rug? It's okay even if I only get like 5-10k

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>>54877794
>he took a loan on a crypto scam
I hope he turns it around. He can definitely get a job that pays more reliably, if not more.

>>53909912
I have a 6 figure job

i haven't had sex in 10 years

>>53809077
>>pictures where you are with people so the woman knows you're not an autsitic retard
what do I do if I am an autistic retard? asking for a friend

How much money is a 26 year old supposed to have anyway

>$50 is fud
>$200
>4,294,967,296 max supply
>858 billion market cap
this board is retarded

I have been buying shitcoins on Arb since it launched. I better get a fat fucking airdrop.

I want to move out of my parent's basement but this costs $2,500 a month where I live. How do they expect people to afford this shit?

Trading crypto is like doing OnlyFans but for men

When are we going to 12k? my shorts are so underwater

Mumus are going to fomo into a scam pump right before cpi and fomc.

How likely is it that Bitcoin breaks above 30k by the end of year?

Is there anyone actually making money in this market? What are you even buying?

>>50091939
my liquids are evaporating though

>>50057702
holy fuck

Every individual on this rock exists to mate and die.
Society follows a strict routine every day you wake up regardless of whether or not you get out of bed.
Kids grow up, start families, have kids of their own and repeat the cycle.
People go to school and network with other people from wealthier backgrounds. Wealthy people that own businesses and other capital. They leverage those new connections and validated education to get their start and accrue experience, before officially starting their careers providing a skilled service to their employer. They rent, own, and lease their own assets to other people. They maintain a lifelong relationship with regional and global banks as they trade money for goods and services at regular intervals every day.

Every day they man their stations, foster relationships, make connections, acquire new skills. Wake up, eat, shit, shower, shave, work, shop, relax, wind down, sleep. They move up and out, raise their offspring, retire, rot, and die.

This happens every single day about every 24 hours in a regular schedule that every single person follows in this life.

except you.

You stagnate and drain your hourglass arguing with bots on the internet.

Sirs.. i've panicked solded.

>europeans wake up
>everything dumps