/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58663155
I know several AMC investors and they did just that, ran into GME.

Adam Enron is a hedgie plant and there's absolutely nothing anyone can say to convince me differently.

>>58610419
OH I know :)

>>58513476
everyday that ledge looks more and more tempting!

Can't wait for Kenny G's swandive.

>>58384774
Very bullish, You gotta think of it like this, a whale doesn't need a x1000 to make money, they can make money with a simple x10 by just throwing in a large enough stack but this requires the coin to already be up high enough to where you can throw a million dollars in with out completely fucking up distribution. Also you have any idea how much fucking time you waste by having to baby sit low mcap shit coins to make sure they aren't about to rug, it's fucking ridiculous, honestly better use of time to get in late after a project has proved itself that way you can just throw the money in and then forget about it for a couple months. Obviously that approach only works if you have a large amount of money to throw in so for poorfags it's still a chase of finding and buying shitcoins at the bottom only to end up getting rugged 90% of the time.

>>58190959
You messed up, should of used a James Bond Apu for thread #007

>>57997122
Checked APU brother, WGMI.

>>57858794
Yup, they are so fucked. Why was a Lien taken on baby? because JP morgan was trying to stop acquisition, why did we go into bankruptcy? To work around that.

This shit's deep and complicated but if you hold a bag it's WAGMI, our enemies are literally the ones that run the banks and the market, couldn't have a fatter Pinata.

/biz/ and plebbit and stonktwitter hold between them (assuming nobody else has DRSed) over $1.4B of GME at current valuations. (25% * 305,510,000 shares outstanding * $15) This makes people short the stock daydrink and scream at their phones/underlings a lot because each DRSed share represents probably 4-10 rehypothecated share obligations and people who DRS consider a 100x from here ($1500 a share) to be bitchmode paper handing, which combined would represent a trillion dollar hole in Wall Street's balance sheets. But hey, I'm sure that's all made up plebbit nonsense or we'd see banks scrambling for liquidity to keep the game from stopping, right?

>>56930620
all they can do is sneed, bitch and moan.

The clock is ticking down. Imagine having to see this shit waved in front of your face and you cannot do a god damn thing. All you can do is keep promoting a shiltastic narrative.

And all we have to do is sit back. It's fucking awesome.

I'd just like to thank all the shills for their valuable financial advice.

Kek.

>>56739902
>>56732710
(yes this is me, my IP changed)

>>56609843
Head shill Douggie Seafood is currently seething so it makes sense the lackeys would to.

Just wait until we start seeing the ALL CAPS posts, I think Douggie is just about to go full facebook boomer rage.

>>56501950
Of course they'd be here, they don't have much time left :)

>>56476414
Well yeah, phil is a shill, a covert shill but a shill none the less.

And he just showed his true colors, gotta love it.

>>56466271
Dogshit isn't clearly going under an M&A right now.

I'd rather be invested in dogshit wrapped in catshit.

Atleast you tried.

>>56242091
Same, dude. That's the reason I'm ok with staying in Fidelity
god speed friend, I'll see all you fuckers on the moon.

Baggie bros I kneel you were right all along.

>>56054218
>forget NFTs
I am now incandescently bullish about the NFTs. Always do the opposite of what finance "journalists" say.

>>55827640
>mfw my 2k stack (95% DRS pure book) makes me a billionaire after taxes at that price
I literally can't imagine what it would be like to be that rich.

>>55532666
Checked. Getting within five cents of the bottom of the dip was a pretty good slurp for 20 shares.

>>55423260
I don't need to explain shit to you.

We know what's coming for the shorts, and it's glorious.

Happy early birthday anon, I hope you have a wonderful day.

WAGMI.

Don't believe any of this pole shift hooplah, they're just trying to distract from the MOASS that's about to take place.

>>55009804
I think it's next week. The dorito line is what, 24 now?