/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53813695
I dated an Iranian chick and not gonna lie she smelled kinda bad.

>>52553412
I can imagine some jew banker rubbing his hands together after he buys billions of dollars of puts and then submits this article

>>50994587
I'm not holding until expiry fucktard.. no way I'll lose more than 100-200 but I think it's far more likely I'm posting a 3x screenshot next week and calling you a faggot. I like to have fun around here

>nasdaq up 12% in a month
>white house decided red days are illegal and turned infinite money printer on during a recession and 9% inflation
>massive propaganda machine pumping out "everything okay" narrative
>down -0.02% today after more horrific economic news because Jerome's money printer is struggling to keep up for the first time in a month th
>literal fucking retards spam "why is it red?"

>>50707301
I've dated 6 different girls off Bumble in the last two years. None of them really had any hobbies (outside of eating takeout, shopping, consuming media and drinking or drugs). All of them fucked on the first date. None of them wanted children. All ultra liberal. All of them were in debt and spent more than they make. All of them kind of dumb despite having masters degrees or even phds.

They all literally live off chicken tenders and adderral/benzos/ssris and drive around 5000 miles past oil change due. They all listen to the same shitty "strong woman" music about not having feelings, fucking for money and generally being a garbage human. The modern woman is only good for exchanging chicken tenders for sex while they vote for the destruction of America every election between medicating away any rational long term though or planning.

Much love from khazikstan

>>50704644
Short term bearish, long term bullish as long as you don't get married or put a baby in her. My monthly expenses are up ~20% now that I am in a steady relationship again but I think it's a fair trade because it can make you more optimistic/energetic/less of a doomer/improve your social life which can make up for more than the upkeep cost. Plus it's just nice to nut on a chick 8 years younger than me that calls me daddy. Zoomers are weird.

DFEN
SQQQ
UVXY
DRIP

Thanks Pelosi

Congrats guys we are officially in a recession. Bullish right? If you didn't sell yesterday you get what you deserve

VIX starting to pump and SPY starting to dump after fake and gay exit pump.. before jpow drops a 100bps hike on retail tards that are trying to rally the market... the day before we officially declare a recession on GDP data tomorrow

Lol

>>50571560
I'm actually up over 100% (realized) on SIGA puts. This is the third time I've shorted it.

>layoffs from many companies started
>Walmart says people are too poor to buy literal cancerous chink garbage
>T says people aren't paying their phone bills
>SNAP says people aren't paying for advertising
>9.1% inflation (closer to 20% in reality)
>white house redefines what a recession is
>president says he has cancer and covid
>new omicron strain spreading, vaxs literally 0% effective
>fags releasing dark ages pox plague declared and emergency by the WHO
>100 bps rate hike this week
>China collapsing, guarding banks with tanks and not allowing cash withdrawal
>world leaders resiging in fear
>global currencies trading like shit coins and tanking 70%
>energy prices mooning while liberal faggots pretend we can run the economy on green energy
>cold war 2.0 in full swing

Bullish right?
>housing market on the verge of explosion while interest rates moon

>>50559857
>new fag pandemic declared
>9.1% inflation (closer to 20% in reality)
>companies laying off employees
>earnings for the quarter shit
>white house redefining what a recession is
>president said he had cancer and covid and hasn't made a public appearance since
>new strain of omicron spreading/cases up
>China guarding banks with tanks
>world currencies collapsing to hyper inflation
>cold war 2.0 in full swing
>world leaders being assassinated and resigning
>housing market on the verge of collapse
>debt spiraling out of control
>fed hiking rates another 100bps this week

Haha yeah... what's going on haha... why line not go up every day?

>>50552939
>UVXY below 11.50
>SIGA puts above 15
>DRIP $19C 12/16

We're my plays today

bros when is my paypal gonna bounce back…

Alright SIGA trannies I'm gonna buy some calls to ride up with you guys on Monday morning before I rotate back to puts over $16/share. Glad I sold my puts Friday and totally down to ride this meme both ways

>>50513906
>selling calls
Based as fuck. Free money on your longs. I have positions that I've been selling covered calls on that have a cost basis of 0 or negative now. Write really shitty low delta contracts that never get assigned.
>buying calls
Almost straight up superior to buying shares IF you are careful. Buy deep in the money, lots if time till expiry and on deep red days. For example I paid $400 for a $7 11/18 SNAP contract today that I'll dump whenever it hits $600 or whatever even though I think snap is shit
>selling puts
Dumb. Never do it
>buying puts
Gotta be careful and high conviction plays. Safer to just hold sqqq or whatever.

I always tried to help people here with good takes but you never listen.. you really thought a std that has a cure was going to moon... after it mooned 120%... I can't understand being as retarded as the average retail trader but it makes inverting you guys so easy

>>50492835
>100.75 p/e
>literal fucking con man ceo
>cooking the books with "crypto revenue" that they sold at a fucking loss
>calling other people retarded
>hasn't delivered on any of his promises... ever... for years...

I can't wait till this faggot packs up his shit in the middle of the night and enrons the fuck out of all you cucks

>>50478787
Look I'm gonna raw dog girls 10 years younger than me from Bumble and there is nothing you can do about it. Ughh I know it's so "gross". Only someone "mentally ill" would look for sex.

>>50472280
I followed the link at the bottom and it's dated May 23. I hate you faggots so much it's unreal

>>50425398
The 25 year old I'm dating has $12000 in credit card debt, student loans and rents.

>>50364561
6 deaths in 10 years.. this is what you are longing... seriously just buy GME if you want to be a retarded faggot atleast you will get some divides before you get rugged