/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56692029
top kek

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN TOLD
BUT FUNDS ARE RUNNING OUT, NO NEED TO MARKETSELL
I'M BUYING FOR YOU CASH TO CRYPTO
I SHOULD BE SCARED, HONEY, MAYBE SO

I AIN’T WORRIED ’BOUT IT RIGHT NOW (RIGHT NOW)
KEEPING MYSELF ALIVE, 1999 AN HEROS
I AIN’T WORRIED ’BOUT IT RIGHT NOW (RIGHT NOW)
SINKING IN THE DUMPS, HANGING ON THE ROPE BELOW
I AIN’T WORRIED ’BOUT IT

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN TOLD
BUT COINS ARE SELLING OUT, SO HODL LIKE ITS GOLD
I'M LIVING LIKE I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD
LIVING WITH PARENTS, OF COURSE I'M BROKE, YEAH
I'M AT MY BEST WHEN I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SELL
WAY TOO BUSY FOR THEM PROBLEMS AND PROBLEMS TO FEEL (YEAH YEAH)
NO STRESSING, JUST OBSESSIN WITH SELLIN THE COINS
ILL TAKE THE "L" AND LET IT GO
BUT I AINT WORRIED BOUT IT RIGHT NOW ( RIGHT NOW)

>>51442693
I AIN’T WORRIED ’BOUT IT RIGHT NOW (RIGHT NOW)
KEEPING MYSELF ALIVE, 1999 AN HEROS
I AIN’T WORRIED ’BOUT IT RIGHT NOW (RIGHT NOW)
SINKING IN THE DUMPS, HANGING ON THE ROPE BELOW

Never made it as a wage slave
I couldn't cut it as a NEETfag buyin
Tired of living like a jeet, man
I'm sick of holdin without a sense of gaining
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of how poor I am
This is how you remind me
Of how poor I am

It's like the chart says "dump it"
I was waiting on a different story
This time, I'm mistaken
For buyin me a token called Chainlink
And I've been wrong, I've been dumped
Been to the bottom of every shitcoin
These five words in my head
Scream, "Are we fuckin staking yet?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME BITCOIN WAS GONNA TROLL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TRADER ON THE NET...

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER LINK IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL THE DIPS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

SOLD TO THE BULLS AND MY PORTFOLIO HIT THE GROUND BLEEDING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO HOLD FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO BUY SO MUCH TO SELL
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING SOME PROFITS?
YOU'LL NEVER SELL IF YOU DON'T BUY
YOU'LL NEVER GAIN IF YOU DON'T SHORT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29959427
>rockets, moonshots, spend it on the reef, NOT

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU CRYPTO'S GONNA CRASH THIS WAY (AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA)
YOUR TRADES A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE, YOUR FUTURE'S DOA
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SELLING LOW IN FEAR
WHEN IT'S DIPPING EVERY DAY, FOR WEEKS OR MONTHS
OR EVEN A YEAR, BUT

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(WHEN ETHER STARTS TO FALL)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(HODL JUST A LITTLE MORE)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
/BIZ/ IS HERE FOR YOU T- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>25817657
margin calls

AAAAAAAAAA

I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

THEYRE TAKING OUR FUCKING LINKIES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit!
OH BA, A, A, A, ART
OH BA, A, A, A, ART
OH, OH! OH, OH!
OH, OH!

DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF FOMO
PUMPING, YOUR BITCOIN, I BUUUUUY (WILL YOU SELL IT TO ME?)
IT SEEMS WHATS LEFT OF THE BUYER SIDE
IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE CHAAAART (WILL YOU BUY IT FROM ME?)

LOOKING AT MY OWN PORTFOLIO
WHEN SUDDENLY IT CHANGES
VIOLENTLY IT CHANGES ( OH NO )
OH NO, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW
YOU'VE WOKEN UP PINK WOJAK IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
OPEN UP YOUR LONG, AND LET MONEY FLOW INTO ME

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
YOU FUCKER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON

SHORT PEOPLE GOT, NO REASON!
SHORT PEOPLE GOT, NO REASON TO LIVE!
I GOT LITTLE HANDS AND LITTLE EYES,I WALK AROUND TELLING GREAT BIG LIES AND I GOT NASTY LITTLE FEET!
WELL I,
DONT WANT NO SHORT PEOPLE! DONT WANT NO SHORT PEOPLE! DONT WANT SHORT NO PEOPLE AROUND HERE!
I GOT NOBODY, NOBODY TO LOVEEEE!

WELL I,
DONT WANT NO SHORT PEOPLE! DONT WANT NO SHORT PEOPLE! DONT WANT NO SHORT PEOPLE AROUND HERE!

Buying shitcoins from a foreign land
Uncle Sam taxes best he can
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Now you remember what the /biz/ FUD said
Nothing to buy all day but stay in tether
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

You'd be the richfag of the neighbourhood
Nobody knows that you hodl for good
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Justed faces as you wait to pump
But once you get there no one gives TA
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Bear flags flying over your head - - - - - -
JUST-hair growin' out of your head if you wanna survive
Get out of alts
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Shorts ring out in the dead of night
The Bull shills call: "Log in and BUY!"
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

You got your orders standing to buy on dump
Your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Night is falling and you just can't sleep
this dump illusion or reality?
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now - the pink wojak now
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU CRYPTO'S GONNA CRASH THIS WAY (AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA)
YOUR TRADES A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE, YOUR FUTURE'S DOA
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SELLING LOW IN FEAR
WHEN IT'S DIPPING EVERY DAY, FOR WEEKS OR MONTHS
OR EVEN A YEAR, BUT

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(WHEN ETHER STARTS TO FALL)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(HODL JUST A LITTLE MORE)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
/BIZ/ IS HERE FOR YOU T- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH