/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>go to bank
>horrible service, incompetent staff
>have to call 3 different people afterwards to sort out all the problems caused by the staff
>get an email from bank "Please complete this survey to help improve ... "
>delete email

fuck banks

Daily reminder Ethereum 2.0 is a perpetual motion machine and violates the laws of thermodynamics.

Institutionalism is the key to efficiency in blockchains, or in other words, banks will always be needed. Bitcoin must move on from Proof of Work and adopt Proof of Stake, otherwise it will fail. You agree with the Bank for International Settlements (BIS), right anon?

>>15849539

>>14966944
Pay a Chad to make her fall in love with him over the course of say... 3 months. Then when the inevitable breakup happens you hire a fucking big brass band, banners, streamers the whole lot and publicly humiliate. Make sure to take lots of photos!

>>14673286
He's right, you know.

>>14628140
>mfw I just pushed you out of the top 50

>>14487819
PRAISE SATAN
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>>14147995
>mfw im going to FUD it to everyone I know

>see shitcoin I know is going to fail
>fud it but using very obvious FUD knowing that /biz/ will buy it as a result of the fudding because they think that people are FUDDing it because they're trying to accumulating more
>laugh when it fails because I was fudding it for real and they thought I was fake-fudding

>mfw im shilling bsv while price goes up and il be fudding when price goes down
>holding neither

>>13710188
Yes, that's why that blackman jump kicked his old creepy ass, he was clearly videotaping that young girl bouncing around.

Frugal general? Here's what I do

>shower every other day
>use toilet paper only if I have diarrhea, otherwise use water
>use DIY soap which lasts me 2+ months and costs me only 50 cents
>don't use ((((shampoo)))
>buy clothes only one time a year when they're on discount
>try to ask landlord/internet provider etc to lower the price every month before I pay the bills
>dumpsterdive every other day to get stuff for free
>never go to (((doctor))), just eat smashed raw garlic when you're eating sick
>do 72 hours water fast every weekend to save money on food
>steal neighbors' cats/dogs and then give them back once they offer a reward (if it's too low try selling the pet on craigslist first)
>shoplift expensive groceries every once in a while so it's not too suspicious (security doesn't mind if you shop there often)

That's about it, you can save around 10k a year if you do this stuff right. Share your tricks

>>13410679
You are a sinner to the highest degree, a special place in 4chan hell awaits you.

>>13409858
Favel anon? Is that you?

So far what I do:
>shower every other day
>use toilet paper only if I have diarrhea, otherwise use water
>use DIY soap which lasts me 2+ months and costs me only 50 cents
>don't use ((((shampoo)))
>buy clothes only one time a year when they're on discount
>try to ask landlord/internet provider etc to lower the price every month before I pay the bills
>dumpsterdive every other day to get stuff for free
>never go to (((doctor))), just eat smashed raw garlic when you're eating sick
>do 72 hours water fast every weekend to save money on food
>steal neighbors' cats/dogs and then give them back once they offer a reward (if it's too low try selling the pet on craigslist first)
>shoplift expensive groceries every once in a while so it's not too suspicious (security doesn't mind if you shop there often)

That's about it, you can save around 10k a year if you do this stuff right.

>>13329649
>excluding food options and harvesting the roastie for cummie cocktails instead

no, our only fate is down

accept it like I have, we're all going straight to 0 and I will hold/DCA all the way down fuck everything

What are some of most evil companies I can invest in?

I'm talking the most socially irresponsible public corporations out there.

>>13299950
Frugal general?

So far what I do:
>shower every other day
>use toilet paper only if I have diarrhea, otherwise use water
>use DIY soap which lasts me 2+ months and costs me only 50 cents
>don't use ((((shampoo)))
>buy clothes only one time a year when they're on discount
>try to ask landlord/internet provider etc to lower the price every month before I pay the bills
>dumpsterdive every other day to get stuff for free
>never go to (((doctor))), just eat smashed raw garlic when you're eating sick
>do 72 hours water fast every weekend to save money on food
>steal neighbors' cats/dogs and then give them back once they offer a reward (if it's too low try selling the pet on craigslist first)
>shoplift expensive groceries every once in a while so it's not too suspicious (security doesn't mind if you shop there often)

That's about it, you can save around 10k a year if you do this stuff right.

>not deceiving them into failing cryptos

>be me
>weasel my way into my fraternity's treasurer position
>girlfriend is also INTJ(according to test? who fuckin knows though)
>also weaseled her way into her sorority's treasurer position
>jointly control $2m/yr+ of chapter funds
>"you can invest it how you like, just make sure you get returns"
>funnel money into my own software business as adspend/paying for devs that are better than me
>slowly give back a fraction of my profits
>meanwhile making mad money off frat guys' dues
who else /devilish/ here

>be math major
>take weekly BTC prices going back to 2009
>input them into Mathematica
>???????
>profit

>Yeah, I turned $1k into $800k, but I lost most of it in the crash, then used the rest to pay medical bills.
>OMG Anon, that must feel terrible! I can't even imagine what that feels like.
>No worries. Being rich isn't all it's cracked up to be. I could have anything I wanted, but I wasn't happy. People didn't connect with me emotionally. They just cozied up to me for my money. I've learned that true contentment doesn't come from money. Now I know my real friends are there for me.
>I totally get that. Nothing like hard times to show you who your real friends are. Anon, let's have sex.

mfw nocoiner and never had more than 10k in my bank account