/biz/ - Business & Finance

Which coin will pump? Which coin will DUMP?!

That life, deal with it. You're also much better off than the people who live in the jungle or Africa. You should take it for granted instead of moaning

>>4006032

Bitcoin to 7k out of nowhere, heheheheheheh HAHAHAHAHAHA

mfw I sold vert at 31k sats, hope this coin burns in hell

Buy XLM please, its partnership with IBM a TEACHGIANT, it will increase in value a lot thank you. Buy ripple too its going to be used buy banks which has billions of dollar worth. Last time I say this before you miss the trip to the top of Mt. Everest

>>3973170

>>3896593

>>3880572
Disclaimer: OP will NEVER dump these bags at this price unless his IQ is literally below room-temperature. I have been calling his weak bluff all thread. Kid's a faggot.

>19.64%>18.64%

THE CRASH HAS BEGUN

>told exrp i made a thread about them on 4chan
>i actually didn't
anyway if you missed the ebtc scam check this new one
https://exrp.io
this seems non scammy

>elix being shilled to hell and back mid moon
>link being fudded because it's dipping
Hmm, I wonder which coin will have the most pink wojaks next week.

Can we talk about how Golem is shitting the bed right now with this stream??

SELL SELL SELLL

>>3372403
>ETH ETF
>normies money get in
>ETH moon hard
>we dump it the day after
>we lamboland now
>normies panic sell and loose everything
>we become the kangz of the new world
What a time to be alive

>set up my school's computer lab as a mining farm

literally free money, free electricity. who else here /devilish/?

>>3246936
0% if you know how to be evil.

>I don't know how, but I like to pretend that I do

>>3201312
Absolutely devilish

BTC

Hey /biz/, what do you think of my plan to make shitloads of cash?
>Buy some ledgers/trezors
>Give them away in some sort of giveaway
>However I hack/replace the chips so that the private keys they generate are from a list of private keys which I have made a copy of
>Some NEET with 100 bitcoins who I "randomly selected" puts his bitcoins or whatever in his wallet
>I watch the money roll in
Literally what could go wrong?

>economic collapse is the best possible scenario for crypto
>governments will "stabilize" the situation (weak hands btfo)
>global recession happens anyway
>crypto booms massively as people lose faith in fiat

Feels evil hoping for China or some other major world economy to crash. But that's the price we pay for gainz.

>mfw balls deep in BNT
>mfw spread antisemitic fud on /biz/
>mfw the only way for the jews to prove me wrong is to moon my coins

Same
>"no one uses it, it's all a big ponzi"
No sense in buying a Lambo if it's not the only one in town.

Ok, just a "theoretical" Wonderland scenario here:
1) Anon sells all of his assets (house, car, everything) or writes them to his family names (brother, sister, daughter, whatever)

2) Anon buys a diversified portfolio of cryptos with the said funds

3) Anon goes to bank and takes as huge loan as possible in as many as possible banks, payday loans, other institutions

4) Anon transfers all the money to various crypto exchanges, buys cryptos and withdraws to his trezor, ledger wallets

5) Ooops, looks like anon is out of fiat and out of property with a shitload of money in cryptos that NOBODY can fucking trace and find.

"S-s-sorry banks, I lost it all"

6) Declare bankrupcy

Sorry, jews ;)

> bought ETH on Coinbase with bank account
> price has tanked
> transaction still hasn't cleared
> pull all money out of bank before transaction clears
> transaction gets declined for insufficient funds

is this a solid strategy?