/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57041280
DCA all day
open a brokerage account (some ref links get you $100 just for opening and depositing)
don't try to be a swingie faggot that shit is star signs for men
gl

>>54893190
if you listen to paid signals you will never make it
or anyone "signaling", dyor

>>54758493
that alert went off like an hour after that candle puked

>>52772462
>BTC IS A SCAM. IT DOES NOTHING.
Best currency ever made you retarded nigger

>100 iq
Before you try to make yourself feel smart, I tested at the upper limit the IQ test is capable of measuring >=3sd

I have a take to tell you all. I first got into investing in 2019. I learned about crypto really on. I bought about 50 LINK with BTC profits. I sold after it sunk down to $0.24. Within the next two months it went up to $4.

As self-flagellation I DCAed into 100 LINK by Sept 2019 and just hodled. Then it went up to $20 in 2020. I have DCAed into LINK every week ever since and currently have >250 LINK.

Buy early, buy often, never sell.

>>28682379
imagine not offshoring pussy by keeping a third world harem.

>>28581240
this. $10 is the new $1. can't even get full at taco bell or some shit unless you spend minimum of $10. i remember in the early 2000s when i could eat like a king for $5 at taco bell.

>>28024790
she's probably fat, imagine cozying up to a paper-handed little bitch

i didn't go to my 5 or 10 year reunion. didn't want to face my oneitis. perhaps i will go to my 20 year reunion, coming up in five years. my oneitis hit the wall really bad, i just want to see how much worse she gets in 5 years.

>>27246293
>weight loss
unironically do alternate day fasting. what is alternate day fasting? just don't eat anything every other day. do this until you hit your goal weight. eat clean, quite drinking that burp juice. don't fall for meme diets, just eat a balanced diet that hits your macros

>fitness
start running. if you're too fat or unfit to run, do a program like c25k to get you started. cardio will seriously get rid of your depression.

>getting rich
idk enough about your background, but you need to wageslave for a few years to save up and invest while you're at it. live at home, rent free. save all your money.

everyone will give you a variant of the same advice. its up to you to apply it.

>>26769450
>Rough estimates suggest that for every ounce of gold there are 88 claim checks on it, or 88 ounces of paper contracts. For silver that figure is roughly 185 times.

pmg tards can never explain why this is, they just claim it to be the case. if its so undervalued and its an open secret, why don't the kikes or dealers themselves horde gold?

>>26410623
This is why the true move is never cashing out and using your stocks/crypto as collateral for borrowing.