/biz/ - Business & Finance

>new to crypto
>Been trying to buy bitcoin for a week
>could only buy $200 worth on Coinbase with a 7.5% fee
>wait three days for authorization charges to hit bank
>Finally comes through
>go to buy delicious buttcoins yesterday
>coinbase decides that I'm not allowed to buy anything until my ID verifies
>try 30 times and it doesn't work
>sign up on Gemini
>My bank isn't on Gemini's instant approval list
>Have to set up a bank wire with $20 fee to authorize my bank account
>Bank says that wire will post by 3:00
>It doesn't
>NEXT DAY
>BITCOIN THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF

I don't have a Wojack pink enough for this.