/biz/ - Business & Finance

>hello sirs how are you today?
>this is mike smith calling you from the ledger crypto wallet company
>there has been a hack and your wallet is compromised
>please do the needful and give me your seed words and I will reset your wallet

>hello sir this is mike smith with the ledger wallet company
>I am calling you today becuase your wallet has been hacked
>please give my your seed words so I can reset your wallet sirs

>>24558907
Just a technical glitch sir, no worries.

Hello yes this is /biz/, what uniswap x100 magic gem may I sell you today sir?

>>22175521
You’re welcome sirs. Much happiness and prosper to your village sirs

>>22129087
Sir not I nor my village are pajeet. My name is David sir. How can I assist today? I will help you buy on Uniswap sirs

>>22099358
>>22099358
Sir I stand by on line 2 to answer any question about taking vitalik to Kleros court. We will make vitalik do the needful

>>20732087
>can't sleep at night because I'm so scared its just going to completely fucking tank.
Sounds like a very comfy thing to put your money in, anon. I’m sure you have much confidence in the longevity of the project you’re financing.

>>20731456
Sir, you dont want to be rich?

>>17610666
it is scam, sir. be a good fellow buy pnk today. tomorw i will tell you the truth for good buy of chainlink. contract starts. don't be a waste fellow

I constantly get voice mail from Indian job recruiters pushing shitty jobs in entirely different states from where I live. They usually whisper and have a thick accent. Seriously how do these people get any business?