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테라루나의 붕괴는 대한민국의 위인들에게 부끄러운 일입니다. DOKWON 유태인 전술을 사용하여 통화를 파괴하고 혼란의 보상을 거두어 한국의 조상을 불명예스럽게 만들었습니다. DOKWON 외국과의 조약과 전 세계, 특히 대부분의 피해자가 거주하는 미국에서 우리의 명성에 영향을 미쳤습니다. 한국을 금융계의 웃음거리로 만든 국민적 망신에 사과만으로는 부족할 것 같은 도권 씨의 항문에 수십억 원 상당의 암호화폐가 수술된 채 발견됐다. 거래소에서 회수된 수십억 원을 동결한 BINANCE의 조언에 따라 우리는 현재 Terra Luna Classic으로 불리는 Terra Luna의 가치를 회복하기 위해 자산을 소각해 달라는 공식 청원을 겸허히 요청합니다. 이것은 도권이 만든 당혹감을 상쇄하고 전 세계 희생자들에게 재정적 정의를 가져다줄 것이며 한국이 우리 조상들에게 영광을 돌리는 세계적 지도자임을 보여줄 것입니다.

A fairy tale about Princess Zaradar who is upset her moon kingdom won't give her more welfare. Princess Zaradar also has erectile dysfunction and is bullied because of it. I had a hard time imagining that a fairy story could be true. In fact, I couldn't even believe it, that anyone could believe that such things could happen to a princess. So I asked the bureaucrats, 'Why? And they told it like it is:
Zaradara was the first of many princesses who were born with no erections. Her mother was an evil witch and she was forced to marry her father, who was evil and a warlord. And that's it?
And I said 'No, no. You're wrong. She's a good princess and her mother is a witch. A witch that has a curse on her. That's why she's not allowed to go to the moon. There's more. A fairy-tale princess who's really a jew who grifts the kingdom. What are you talking about?' I thought they were laughing at me for asking. Then I realized that it wasn't just them, or even the government. It was true the princess was a jew who had erectile dysfunction and was the laughing stock of the kingdom. As a result the kingdom refused to offer more welfare to Princess Zaradar. They laughed, too, at that.