/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27757766
>plese buy LINK sirs i wrote a paragraph about it!!!

>>27657999
CHECKED
IM COOMING

>>27600936

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

>>27414893
The entirety of what you call "chainlink" is actually a scam run from the back room of a nail salon. This fat guy, sergey sells leather jackets imported in fruit crates from indonesia, said he'd never even heard of a fucking smart contract. Can't believe anyone would put their money into this blatant scam.

>>27399222
Took this from the backseat of my wife's boyfriend's tesla

>>27284036
Literally a two man team with a smartphone in the back of a fucking nail salon. I met Sergey Nazarov at my wife's daughter's harmonica recital and he said he'd never even heard of a smart contract before. This is a total scam if I've ever seen one.

>>27284075
Literally a two man team with a smartphone in the back of a fucking nail salon. I met Sergey Nazarov at my cousin's barmitzvah and he said he'd never even heard of a smart contract before. This is a total scam if I've ever seen one.

>>27259126
Nail salon scam

>>27254976
Chainlink is a fucking scam ran out of a nail salon

>>27252225
Chainlink is a scam. It's run out of a fucking nail salon in Bradford, I have proof