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friendly reminder that poo in loo sanjay sharma bought in @16c and dabbed his bags on you losers at 90c

This is my preface for my fantasy linkmarine book.

Hi, i'm anon, i never accomplished anything in my life, never gradguated, never even had the courage to approach women... But one day i found out about a certain crypto token called chainlink, i threw a $100 bucks in it just in case it goes up in value.

Little did i know that chainlink was not just a simple crypto token, it was humanity's first attempt at creating an artificial god, "The Oracle". Sergey nazarov of smartcontract dot com was a philosopher more ambitious than any before him, instead of pondering on the existance of god or trying to find one, he decided to make his own.

At main net day something crazy happened, a few chosen link investors were sent back in time by the oracle, to strnghten our ranks and accumulate more link so that we could fight the evil satanist pedohpiles that control this world.

This grould of time travelling link marines formed an order, THe order of DELPHI.


How is it? should i change something? complementary chainlink wallpape i made included