/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Aaand pensions are gone.

>Emerges from bankruptcy
>We will seek to regain our funds from FTX, Three Arrows Capital and "other companies" so we can begin repaying customers

Hey guys, I'm thinking maybe the banks are actually on our side. Maybe I should just put it all in a CD.

How could such a thing happen?

13 years later and you still haven't learned your lesson.

>>27534694

>>26272962
OHHHH WTF WTF WTF NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

DOP IT! DOPITDOPITDOPITDOPIT _DOP_IT_!!!!!

ME WANT TA BE A MULTI-MILLIONOID!!!

NOW AM BROKE FOREVooooooooooooOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I'll just have to put it into your savings account before you can purchase it on coinbase aaaaand let me tell you about these fucking uppity niggers. They literally just tore down a statue of Abe God damned fucking Lincoln emancipating a slave, a statue that was designed by A FREED FUCKING SLAVE, because it made some of these retarded niggers uncomfortable because "whitey was standin' ova darky" or something of that horse shit nature. Look, I'm gonna level with you kid. You've got a long road ahead of you, you look young so you haven't started watching porn. DON'T! I know it will seem counter-intuitive but you have to avoid that shit like you'd avoid these fucking niggers in the street. I swear to God, they'll literally punch you because its a fucking game to them. They don't even make good beasts of burden, an ox will pull the cart without talking back, raping your family, or raising a hand to you. You're better off just gassing them. If you do though, don't build the chambers based off those horse shit history books they'll have you read in a few years. "Wooden doors" haha let me tell you the only thing you'd manage to do with wooden doors is make those niggers think you're hotboxing them. Sure they'll cough a lot but with all the gas flowing out through the doorway they'll just think it was bad salvia. All in all that's a pipe dream but you can still make enough money to buy a big plot of land away from any niggers. You can raise a nice family out there and try to grow your net worth while Elon starts up the Mars colony. Once thats going ideally you'll have enough to move your family to the white mans planet.

How can i cash out 20k+ that i've made off a scam? I am really in urgent needs

Yes i am a fucking faggot and nigger, but i needed money urgently. How am i able to cash out the money i collected from my scam?

>>18972599
>that faggot Baggie is probably passed out by now
Thank Christ. How bad will oil futures be? I'm worried that they'll go negative again. That seemed to cause a lot panic in the market even though stocks like MRO didn't seem to suffer for it.
>t. no oil position, just worried about my stuff

>>18637045

100% forks and spaget
Not even worthit no more..

>>11533091
>correction

Up up up... And..

>>11203656
Not that smart, are you ?

We are all going to get whiped out !

The most shilled coins on /biz/ are the fucking worst.
Keep that in mind.

Are you ready to go all in ?

>>9658773
Yep.
Not a shot of making it.
After this flop Coinbase won't even discuss with the team.
Also no fiat.
And it's gone !

>>9645504
$40 k in
$0 out if that's the case
$19k now though

>>9630790
That's the power of
>JUST !

>>9627391
It will take you a week to ctyptonize it though..
One week in crypto is a lot.