/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dubs and it reaches 0.8 EOD
Trips and it plummets to 0.0001 EOD
0-4 and it crabs at 0.39999 the next 5 years
5-9 and it reaches 2k EOY but NWO death squads kick down your door and forcefully seize them
Quads, quints etc we all merge within Ripple Inc AI and become the xerps

Why do white girls fuck their dogs? I thought dogs had small pee pees? Is it the speed or what?

Is gif related accurate? duck is bsv, dog is btc

>>13172970

Bumping this for OP to read when he wakes up!

Americans are so stupid with money. They make millions of dollars in their lifetime yet many of them have nothing to show for it. You could be rich if you decided to invest money when you're young but noooooo. You have to buy a new car for 500$/month. You spend $300 twice a month at Costco or Walmart with a credit card for entertainment.

Depends. How much money do you have in the bank? If you don't have an emergency fund large enough to pay for at least 3 months of expenses, put it in such a bank account and do nothing with it. Try to find a dank bank that gives you a decent interest rate, no Bank of America 0.01% apy shit. If you do have enough saved up you can do whatever you want with it. Go throw it in crypto, save up for a car, use it for your expenses, whatever tf you want.

>>8391860
You piece of shit BitMexicans are the reason this market is untradable right now, and it won't recover until all of you lose your last bit of money to the whales pumping and dumping bitcoin to try and liquidate you.

>>7892961
This is an ugly car for assholes. Pick something else, and not an over inflated sedan.

>>7781174
FUCK (((you))), saged and reported for being a Jew.

How fucking long does it take to withdrawal from Bithumb?

>>5860539
*Chinks, not chunks. Damn SJW autocorrect...

>>5494858
7/10 FUD, keep up the good work, I'm still accumulating. I WILL stay deluded, thank you very much!

>>3497558
I'll stick to warming my chips the traditional way, u homo

You get up early every day
You have to dress well, every day
You have to act nice, every day
You work long hours, every day
Your boss can and will call you at 2AM to ask about P&L and forex markets
You get home late
Your apartment will get unbearably messy by the EOW
Your greatest pleasures in life becomes doing your laundry, jerking off and cleaning

I'm hoping to switch to a comfy middle management job out west, preferably in Utah.

If I can cover living expenses and can still buy guns and ammunition and can put 93 octane in my car, I will be happy