/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello biz, I'm new here. I'm 18 years old and I've worked a couple of part time jobs and managed to save around $500. What coin should I buy with this money? My girlfriend keeps telling me we should spend the money making a crazy weekend trip going somewhere with these $500 but I told her we should plan for our future. She is a little sore about me not spending money on her (giving me the cold shoulder and not replying my messages), so I want to surprise her and make her happy. I just need an easy 2x so I can spend money on her stupid trip while I keep saving on the side. I want to have sex again, bros...I don't like to be in bad terms with her but I don't want to spend my money in a retarded trip. She wants to take some picture Anyways thanks in advance I like Jojo bizarre adventure and glad to be here, let's be all "based" together anons

>>56321239
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>>56255265
Just bought more. Seethe, fag

>>55929016
Hey, are you me? Receptors utterly fried after so much aggresive and painful fapping to overwatch futanari porn. Brigitte best girl, I love muscular girls, but the kind of toned girl, not the kind of bulky Zarya type. Anyways, I feel your pain, bro. One day i swear I'll try to fight the death grip syndrome, stop watching porn for long periods of time, stop fapping and hace normal sex and practice meditation...but that day is not today.

>>55913801
get botox and stop being a fag. Also have sex