/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50672095
Hi Sharks! My business is selling advertising on urinal cakes. My patent pending urinal cake design is bluetooth connected, app enabled and alexa compatible.

My current income stream is selling advertising to drunk /b/tards in bars. With your $1,000,000 buyin for a %20 stake I can develop our mark 2 digital urinal cake that has a builtin camera.

And this is where the income goes from drip to blast. We take a picture of the users junk, display it on all the connected urinal cakes in a 10 meter radius, and charge a small fee to remove the picture.