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THE WHALES AND INSTITUTIONS OF THE UNREGULATED CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE DEXES I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR TRADING MEN WITH GOVERNMENT REGULATION I CAPTURED MANY TRADERS ALIVE I CUT OFF SOME THEIR GAINS AND ASSETS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR WHOLE ACCOUNTS STOCKS AND OPTIONS I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF SO MANY TRADERS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE BITCOINERS AND ONE OF SHITCOINERS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON POSTS AROUND /BIZ/ I FELLED 50 OF THEIR LINK MARINES WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 DOGE HOLDERS FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 DEFI-YIELD FARMERS WITH THEIR GAINS I DYED THE CHARTS RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE EXCHANGES AND NEWS CHANNELS OF THE FINANCIAL WORLD SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF GAINS AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR INVESTORS AND BUILT THERE WITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR BOARD I BURNED THEIR YOUNG TRADERS, INVESTORS AND SPECULATORS TO DEATH. I FLAYED AS MANY WHALES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY MANSIONS AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS OF MY EUROPEAN CASTLES.