/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21602459
>"No mommy, I dont want that iPhone. I want to play marbles."

>"We have better things to do than watch Games of Morty. Lets read a book. Or tell me about your day, honey."

>"Fellow coworkers at Boomer Inc., I have remodeled our IT systems to use Linux from now on!"
>*Cheering and celebrating*
>"Boss, its GNU/Linux and..."

>"I dont need the attention from Instagram"
>t. Woman

>"Lets use Bing."

>"Lets go to the local bookstore and ask them to order a book. It will just take a few days and the price will only be 30% higher than on Amazon."

Which of these things is, in your opinion, the most likely to happen first?

>>17737586
>our wildfires are so bad because we don't cut down enough trees

>>16546332
Credentials:
>master shitposter, hundreds of confirmed (You)s
>diverse portfolio of images with over 12k photos, ranging from oppai loli to nigger hate images

>>13661641
where are the useless debit cards?

>>12819526
>>12819897
why is it a bad investment?

>>12523556
>when will the worst market crash since the great depression happen?

towncrier adds chainlink client?

Is this the end?