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ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hashish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain stiffly frozen.

Sirs pls do the needful

on feb 4 Craig Wright will finally sign the genesis key as a blessing to Vishnu. we will make very handsome gains my frens.

>street shitters are actually pumping this scam

Wtf? Everyone is buying this now?

Your scam is dead sanjay

>>14549998
do the needful frens

STIFF

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The absolute state of street shitters

>*does nothing*

Except for poo in the loo on hashish power

Sirs wtf happened with the golden cow run?

Thank you sirs
Come again sirs

I am FINANCIALLY ruined

Good coin sirs, golden cow run soon sirs

I'm financially ruined

Poo in it sirs

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING PUMPING?

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT AT 55, FUCK!

bsv discord pajeets are in a FOMO campaign, be aware

Sirs

Thanks for buying the top sirs

>>13903660
Fuck off to the vindaloo

yes sirs do the needful
https://queertube.org/videos/watch/453d1c80-8666-4aac-855e-602eb3a52408

vishnu in the blockchain sirs bsv real genuine bit coins buy now