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anons...

>What barts up, must bart down.

I'm the Based Whalus Biggus and this is what will happen in the next 2 days:
- 09/07/2019: Slowly dying crab market until midday followed by a 300$ pump then another slowly dying crab market.
- 10/07/2019: Absolute despair will trigger at 03:00 GMT+0, you will see a massive bart down, 2000$ at least.

Over and out.
- Based Whalus Biggus

I see a double bottom, I buy.
It's that easy.

While you're selling at an enormous loss, I'm mining and holding.

You know why? Because now I'm mining alot more coins than ever before, because newfags are selling their mining rigs "by the kilo" lol.

BTC to 500$? Bring it on, because I will never stop mining btc and altcoins and when the time comes, and mark my words, it will come, I will dump my coins at the new ATH, buy a lambo and go to the closest Burger King to order the following:
- 1 Double Steakhouse with King size fries;
- 1 Double Whooper;
- 6 Chili-cheese nuggets;
- 1 pack of mayo;
- 1 King size coke.

And you better don't even try to steal the pack of mayo, I will check the bag to see if you placed the mayo inside.

You didn't bought the dip?

Confess you're a faggot.