/biz/ - Business & Finance

>130k € sitting in index funds
>just chillin' and hoping for some nice buying opportunities to be set for life.
A repeat of 08 would be fun desu. You should be laughing at the stupid cucks trying to retire about now. We're young, this is an exceptionally rare opportunity to accumulate shares.

>>4757260
>the average cryptotard

>>4236866
YEEEEE BOIIIIII

>>2809414
>Disclaimer: this portfolio was started with money I would have lost otherwise gambling
That's exactly what you are doing right now with shitcoins. Retards deluding themselves into thinking crypto is an "investment" top lel.

>>2066257
>he wasn't born rich
You've lost the genetic lottery buddy, the best you can do is work, save and invest so your children won't suffer the same wagie fate as you.

>market timers

Dump everything you have into stocks and don't touch that shit for 2-4 decades.

>>1733991
>market timers

>investing in cryptoshit

>"investing" in cryptoshit

Just bet it all on red if you enjoy gambling that much

löl

I remember when you retards were shilling this

>investing in cryptoshit

>buying assets that don't produce income ever

Hope you learned your lesson, stick to index funds, scrub shitter.

>>1535486
>Inheritance is considered total dumb luck and isn't worth mentioning
>plebs mad they weren't born a millionaire

>"investing" in cryptoshit

>>1307368
>"investing" in cryptoshit

>>1286106
>TA

>>1157301
>>1157303
What sort of fucking third world country do you live in?

>>1156891
Lambos and Ferraris are shit cars for people with more money than brains. Get some real quality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMUmI6LeZ_8

>and then I told them "ETH is going to the moon"

>>1132334

>>1032745
>calling the pennystock pushers ITT investors

lmao

>>1024925

>>1009094
>I am short AAPL

lmao this nigga is gonna end up like >>1009095

I'm gonna buy the shit out of XOM and enjoy juicy dividends whilst catching the oil recovery ride. Suck it nerds

>>995541
>index funds
>not buying dividend growth stocks

Lmao, enjoy your -30% during the correction, while I buy blue chip stocks at bargain prices.

>>928978
>lose virginity (not completed ;_;)
4chinz in a nutshell