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>>7249558
Will you help me make it? It will be our little secret

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>>7233628
Thanks turtlebro, may your shell be comfy forevermore

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The year is 2024. On Monday morning, I wake up. Opening my eyes, first thing I notice is a beam of sunlight, penetrating the windows of my majestic villa. I follow the beams' path to find two 10/10, gorgeous chicks having a fight over who gets to suck my dick. I smile, and they instantly orgasm so much, the electrical grid of my personal Island (used to be called Hawaii before I bought it for 0.01 Turtlecoin) overloads. I get up to be dressed by my 10 female slaves while they desperately ride my 10" gold-plated diamond-encrusted cock. I tip each one 0.0000001 Turtlecoin, instantly making them top 10 richest people on Earth. On my way up I take a last whiff of the pussy juice filled atmosphere. 300 chicks cumming each time they see you is a major humidity issue. I enter my spaceship. Inside, 200 female crew-members are crying hysterically, as they haven't seen my cock for well over 6 hours. I fuck every one of them, my throbbing erection making them cum all over and over while they scream in unison. "Oh daddy, tell us again how much is your TRTL wallet worth". Oh these silly bitches, you can't comprehend that number without PhD in mathematics.
The launch sequence started, I make all of them orgasm one last time by whispering "Slow and steady".

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Here's the deal. You join this new bizcord and get rich, and I'm gonna send you TRTL (L stands for keyLogger). Drop your address here and join this Discord

kdXMCMg

Not only will you be rich from TRTL, but also from ayyy lmao.

>> No.6986494 [View]
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TRTLuzzpKFJQho339KavohEoWJnceTFYMdi7M1HWQPxvSTQ1nJZawgFVhf2Die9uTk8YwoduAmToZJm3yveLZDhuezFn3yWXJ5C
Turtle me up turtlebro!

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yeah well, someone's gotta redesign the decimals, because I am sure as hell not tipping these bitches $100000000 by giving them 0.01 TRTL.

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>>6886066
TRTLuzzpKFJQho339KavohEoWJnceTFYMdi7M1HWQPxvSTQ1nJZawgFVhf2Die9uTk8YwoduAmToZJm3yveLZDhuezFn3yWXJ5C
Turtle me up please!

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>>6828078
TRTLuzzpKFJQho339KavohEoWJnceTFYMdi7M1HWQPxvSTQ1nJZawgFVhf2Die9uTk8YwoduAmToZJm3yveLZDhuezFn3yWXJ5C
Can I get turtled up OP? I can't mine a reasonable amount of TRTL on my ancient PC with all these nicehashers

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Is it too late to mine turtle with my gtx 730???

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>>6706422
>people keep shilling this
>the mining difficulty just spiked
STOP

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>>4907097
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