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I got a vasectomy after my first child during marriage, and as soon as I got divorced I did a cycle of Test P and Tren Ace. I was a motherfucking god. Literally every woman I met would spread her legs and let me nut in her after I told them I was sterile. Average cock size, 5'9, white, 220 lbs jacked.

Unfortunately, a vasectomy doesn't protect against STD's.

Eventually, I found a thot that was tighter and wetter than the others and decided to make her my girlfriend. She also takes it in the mouth and ass like a champ.

Out of respect, I went to the doctor last week and got tested. Absolutely no STD's whatsoever. (I was fucking young white women not pajeets or niggers, so I wasn't super surprised but was still very grateful)

Long story short, I feel like I got lucky, so I'm going all in on a coin to see if that luck continues. Dubs decided what coin that is. I'll post proof.