/biz/ - Business & Finance

do you think sergeys shirt smells?

he wears it to every conference
every interview
he sleeps in it
he eats in it


he claims to have a closet full of copies of this shirt but at this point i bet they all fucking stink.

do a little dance
make a little love

links up 3%
links up 3%

do a little dance
make a little love

links up 3%
links up 3%

I just ejaculated to Sergey's picture.

What have you done today?

just had some fried chicken and beer with sergey nazarov in a socially distant restaurant (hes terrified of covid still.. but still likes beer and food.)

AMA

Sergey Nazarov, the "brilliant" entrepreneur and CEO of Chainlink, sold 900k of his shit tokens for $90 because he doesn't know the difference between limit and market orders.

Press C to clap for Sergey.

Chainlink didn't pay me this month for my shill posts on /biz/. Did anyone else get jipped? I emailed Sergey/Rory about the usual $4/per thread rate and submitted the new spreadsheet they wanted but they haven't responded.

By Allah, I cannot help but to feel legit turned on by the picture of Sergey Nazarov. I imagine Sergey's erect cock penetrating my anus from behind... Every single day I turn to the Mecca and ejaculate while thinking about this powerful Russian big boy unloading his cum all over my face! Allahu Akbar brothers!

NEW BLOG POST ALERT
NEW BLOG POST ALERT

https://blog.chain.link/introducing-chainlink-price-reference-data-for-defi/
https://blog.chain.link/introducing-chainlink-price-reference-data-for-defi/
https://blog.chain.link/introducing-chainlink-price-reference-data-for-defi/

https://feeds.chain.link/

https://decrypt.co/18026/chainlink-now-has-25-oracle-price-feeds-running-on-ethereum

>“plenty more oracles are in the works,” according to Nazarov. “The fact that we're launching so many of these oracle networks so rapidly is really a function of demand,” he said. “There’s been so much demand for all these different networks, I wouldn't be surprised if we doubled that number sometime this year.”

They also hired a General Counsel, former Bank of America and Meryll Lynch
>>17033224

I hope Sergey is inseminating these Asians with his precious Russian seed

Would you let Mr. Sergey Nazarov take you anal innocence for 100 of his tokens?

>>16816899
That fucktoy already has an owner.

Would you let this man unload his cum deep down your throat for 100 of his tokens?

So Sergey didn't show up to work today after the long weekend and it got us all wondering. He didn't contact anyone that he'd be out of work today. About a week before Thanksgiving half a million dollars was taken out of the company card and when we asked Sergey what that was used for he just laughed to himself and said "you'll see," and when pressed to tell us he'd just say "Don't worry about it right now." I think we understand what happened.

The last time we saw him was at a Thanksgiving party he was throwing at his apartment. There was just so much food there.

He was drinking heavily and eating non stop, he basically had a beer in his left hand and something to eat in his right hand at all times. We were all there for about 4 hours and there was not one second where he wasn't eating or drinking. He even went to the bathroom a few times and was still just eating. The only time he put his beer down was when we were at the dinner table and he had to eat things that required two hands, and he'd often eat off of two plates at once one plate for each hand

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