/biz/ - Business & Finance

The last whimpers of a bull market passing into history

>>12127465
well, I'm never gonna get a white gf, might as well fuck this black braphog instead.

>>11472193
My girlfriend has been smacking my balls and farting in my face for about 2 years. She's pretty hot too, and we have a great relationship, but I'll admit I've kind of lost interest in this fetish. It's definitely one of those things that seems like heaven but once you've done it for awhile it loses its charm. Just saying.

who else /waitingforthedip/?
I'm hoping to go all in on bitcoin when it's below 5k. will it happen?

>>10090318
thank you anon. see you in the morning hopefully.

is it over? are we finally recovering? I want to see this shit go back up to a 5-digit number soon.

Just sold at 6500. How'd I do?

>>9957151
thank you anon, that gave me a small ray of hope

>23 years old
>wage-slave for 40 hours a week to pay for a shitty apartment and some weed
>savings invested into crypto which is bleeding out every day, and will probably never see true /gainz/ ever again
>last sexual encounter was over 5 years ago with a fat Mexican girl who was maybe a 6/10 tops
>spend weekends just browsing the internet and relaxing before inevitably going back to the wage grind
what's our end-game, /biz/? when does life start being fun? I can't easily imagine myself in the same position 10 years from now, and that terrifies me. I was really hoping crypto would change my life for the better, but all it's doing is pissing away my future and any chance I have of owning a house or starting a small business.

>>7431356
>tfw Locked in at $16k

Feels good owning trezor

...BITCOIN BETTER BE ABOVE 10,000 AGAIN.

>>6877546
Thank you sir.

>>5860022
Sell it so I can buy more at a lower price.

Alright.

If I'm going to be completely honest, one of the reasons I'm even considering this is because I used to have about 90 BTC. The 12.39 is what I had on an exchange, the rest (about 73.53 right now, I've spent some of it) is sitting in an encrypted wallet that I lost the passphrase to. Don't think I haven't tried to brute force my way in either, I've been trying to crack this shit for 2 weeks straight. I only recently found out my passphrase wasn't working, and I have no fucking idea why it doesn't.

In March of 2014 my grandmother died and I was left a small interference. One month later, I finally decided to put the money into BTC and hope for the best. That was at around $400 per coin. I figured one day it would go back up to $1000 per coin, and I really didn't want to miss out. I was already mad at myself for not buying when it was even cheaper, but then again I didn't have much spare cash. When I saw bitcoin skyrocket and realized "holy fuck I'm a millionaire now", I went to send some of the bitcoins to a site so I could cash some of it out to buy a car (nothing fancy just something that works).

You can probably imagine why I'm even considering trying to go double or nothing on these coins. I've been too embarrassed to tell anyone about this, my friends, family, anyone. I guess I just wanted to anonymously vent about it now that I've calmed down a bit and I'm no longer panicking 24/7 with sleepless nights and days where I'm high on xanax just to avoid wanting to punch every wall in my house.

>tell friends to invest in crypto back in 2014
>they blow me off like I'm a snake oil salesman trying to peddle my magic internet money
>accumulate some bitcoin here and there, shut up about it for awhile
>2017, see ethereum go from $7 to $30 and consider investing after reading about it
>buy $1500 worth when it hits $40
>tell friends about it, tell them it really has potential
>again they blow me off
>ethereum hits $100, excited as fuck
>try my best to explain why cryptos are incredibly important right now and investing is super important
>sell my stocks (ETF) to buy more etherum
>$200 per eth now, trade some of it into BTC and start to diversify, a little bitcoin, litecoin, monero, etc.
>friends continue to do nothing as cryptos are mooning left and right
>completely shut up about it at this point, because I don't want to rub it in their face
>earlier today on discord voice
>friends ask me how much I have in crypto, they've been reading about how it exploded lately, bitcoin at $17k
>"eh not much, enough for an emergency fund I guess, wish I bought more haha"
>unironically over 2.2 million USD in crypto
>afraid to tell anyone about it because they'll treat me differently or ask me to buy them shit
some part of me wants to just give them the biggest "I told you so" ever.
do all early millionaires feel this conflicted?

bitcoin better go back to down to $10k RIGHT FUCKING NOW so I can buy in

glad i jumped in early with my poor ass wagecuck paycheck of 100 MIOTA'S hope it skyrockets and it's not gonna dip soon enough.

1L4THwhQLX5uRS3KrNkc7fYg2TT7zWPHg2 you know what to do OP. Bless

>there aren't enough bitcoins in the world to undo your circumcision

>>4269959
god I love this OP

I swear to god if litecoin isn't $100 by tomorrow...

alright I'm gonna close my eyes and count down from 10. when I open them, I better see litecoin at $100+ or I'm gonna make the columbine look like a fucking joke.

10

shhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhh
Everything is ok. Listen. Listen to the sounds. It will all be ok.
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