/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25303239
Omg pls fucking shoot me already...
What if I just turn my stripper gf into a profit machine by harnessing the data I collect off the credit card I gave her to drive an automated quant algorithm...
Or just post a breakdown of her expenditures on here.

Straw poll for the demise of me n my stripper gf: https://www.strawpoll.me/42330727/r

Also, where’d the other niggermonkey that has also had a stripper gf in his early 20s go? I wanted to know how his relationship ended

>>25064369
You just gave me an idea for a christmas present. I think I will gift my girlfriend 20 million $ in Tesla stock an maybe a car and 10 million $ in calls as decoration. Maybe then she will finally have sex with me