/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12179155
I have no drawings, but I have about 10 pictures of Sergey in the folder.

Oh and I saw Sergey at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>12014363
Nice red id. Go ahead op, I just started accumulating

Sergey is dead fud...Pre-sibos 2017

>>8516535
if only :(
rand paul will never win because he's an actual idealist with a set of philosophical morals
the jews cant buy him, so they won't try -- they'll keep shooting for the McCains and the Romneys

>>7824258

>>7790153
I kept telling everyone in every thread that it will not dump and even gave arguments as to why, but maybe only one person agreed with me. The rest called me retarded.
Why didn't you listen anon?

$1k eoy

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”

If you don't have shadow fork tokens yet I have access to them. Scan the QR code in this image (you know where to find it) and that will give you the black exchange address. You know how to dress. Esoteric memorabilia is a MUST. We will be serving McDonald's with pecans on Monopoly Boards. Consult your handkerchief roadmap if necessary.

Jason Parser shadowforked the nail salon.

McDonald's Thailand just reported a suspicious backpack found with 32 million dollars in a Bangkok parking lot.

Sergey isn't even a real person

Rory has a black child

Linkies will NEVER (read: NEVER) make it

>>6539273

ITT: rare link mémés

>>6345815
Assblaster made me kinda worried today
He said LINK would pump up to $60-$70 at the height of its hype, then dump down to $10 and then slowly climb up to $200 throughout the years.
If he was right it means it is imperative to sell your whole stack the moment this hype reaches its zenith. But closing your position completely sounds so stressful. What if he was wrong and it'll never dump. What the fuck do you do then

>>6345102
5/10, not subtle enough for effective fud.

Bump. Made it bizbros. Congrats.

I wouldn’t. They could steal your seed. I have my paper wallets backed up in my apartment and back home with my parents, but I’ve switched some of the words around in a way only I know just in case someone savvy wants to rip me off.
>tfw mental encryption

Fire

>>5136035
DEAD PROJECT SELL EVERYTHING YOU FAGGOTS SELL SELL SELL

Is there any way I can lock up my LINKs in a smart contract for a year or longer? This FUD is slowly getting to me despite knowing that LINK is a billion dollar project. How would I go about doing this?