/biz/ - Business & Finance

>the year is 2029
>receive court summons for microaggression misdemeanor charges
>arrive at court only for my hearing to get rescheduled
>”sorry anon, we will have to take your case online due to COVID-29, it simply takes too long to hear every case in person since we have strict sanitation protocols”
>log into the website given to me by court
>the website features an unusual shade of purple
>huh
>judge’s name is Karl Ermit
>hm
>judge logs into the video conference call
>he has an unusual walk... slowly shuffling, nay, almost hopping into view
>oh no
>it’s a fucking frog in a wig
>suddenly I can’t stop shaking
>oh no no no please no
>”Anon we have reviewed your case and it seems clear that you shouldn’t have complimented that young lady on her penmanship. She felt uncomfortable by your insinuation that cisgendered women inherently have worse handwriting than people of different gender types.”
>”The jury sentences you to ten days in a socialization readjustment camp.”
>”Or you can simply pay 5 Kleros for us to pay the jury for their time and we will write this off as a warning”
>mfw I should have listened to /biz/
>mfw I didn’t do the needful