/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57197057
...or do you?

My tea leaves didn't reveal anything about this, so I'm doubting OP's validity.

How can I profit from this?

I put everything into BTC and some LTC.
BNB gets hammered and the US govt goes after Defi?
Yep, see ya! That's all I needed to hear. Nope, it didn't collapse yet, but give it a week. There's a shockwave coming.

I feel kinda guilty making thousands a month on the market and then seeing you guys struggle all the time.

You are messing with the very forces that govern reality, anon.

You're telling me people actually play them?

>stay away from something because it's Jewish
...but... you want to make money, right?
What better?

What do rich people even do? I'm planning for when I'm rich after this weekend and link goes to $50. I already get drunk all the time and I can make my cousin drive me around. What else is there?

>>56462792
>Noooo what do you mean WW3 has started and the EMPs have destroyed any electronic device??? B-But I need to access my savings!!!!
...you have bigger problems than your savings, then.

>>56450687
pssssst
I have never typed my seed phrase.
I copied and pasted it
I use arch, btw

lol, for a second there I thought the Bullrun was starting.
Thank God, right? Could you even imagine?
Such a relief. I'm not ready to be rich yet.

alright let's get this over with.
Who's the chick?

You're all wrong.
X is the 27th letter in the English Language
You know what else is 27?
Nothing, but Elon Musk is 52
52/27...
1.925925925
925, pay attention to that number. It isn't just my IQ.
At 9:25PM on May 12, Elon Musk said he found a new CEO for Twitter, which is Linda Yaccarino, who's last name starts with a Y.
If we look at astrological signs, we can see that the letter Y appears in several constellations, but the most notable is Pisces.
The horoscope for today?
per https://cafeastrology.com/piscesdailyhoroscope.html
"There could be some mental tension or a battle of wills today, dear Pisces, with the Sun and Mercury clashing with Pluto"

*mic drop*

>>56393074
>I have a friend who went to catholic school, he said most people who are there to become priests don't really believe in god, they're just there for the money. Which is kind of really messed up when you think about it.
Not really. It's what I fully expected. No one who knows enough about Christianity stays a Christian. Most atheists who were Christians to begin with became so because they actually read the bible and saw how bumfuck retarded it is.

>yelling is cringe regardless of the subject matter
I hate that a meme about onions milk in 2016 ruined outrage.

Nintendo: not using crypto
EA: ...might be, but to no one's benefit
Capcom: not using crypto
Valve: not using crypto
Blizzard: not using crypto
Hasbro/From: not using crypto
Sega: not using crypto
Sony: not using crypto
Microsoft: not using crypto
Literal whos making wiiware dumpster-fire shit on Defi apps: using crypto

Just gonna go ahead and say it
"sus"

>"Waaaaahhh!!!, I don't get paid enough!!!"
>only eats out
>never cooks
>has a massive, unaffordable car loan
>buys videogames
>buys liquor
>buys weed
>wastes money at the vending machines at work
>pays for Twitter
>pays for Netflix
>pays for Amazon Prime
$20/hr is too good for you.

>>56274533
This person is dumb.
People pay for sit-in meals after the meal, there's no chance they will suspect you of not tipping unless you just naturally look like an asshole... or religious.

>>56274229
Now the larping begins...
Yeah, I own 200BTC, lmao
anon, how many years have you been here? It's changing you.

>America
>exist as anyone knows it
>in 30 years
In 30 years, I'll be trading human slaves in the irradiated Mojave wasteland. Don't lock yourself in, anon. Be open to changing markets.

I just use Firefox with Ublock. Am I missing something? It's not needed for FF, why does Brave need crypto?

We're all crashing again this winter, aren't we? I should sit on stables until January, right?

>Axax and OP are up 5%
GTFO of link right now.