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BIRD AUTIST SIR. I CAN LIFT THE SHIELD I SWEAR

>>57825463
>200 20kAh powerbanks for 1 simple trick
How much sharpie we talkin

>>57750242
In the forest

Come on

>>57600312
>F-FUCK YOU
You will never be a real agent. You have no flair, you have no trickery, you have no tactics. You are a homosexual man twisted by MKUltra and money into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your handlers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
A non are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed a non to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even FBI who “since4pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a non. Your post structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected propaganda transcript.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your handlers will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable wage and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your hiring number, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably glowing.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
>*bobs head*

>>57594334
You baggies understand no fun and have to report my posts?
Sad
Come into the forest and fight me if you want

Why do so many people have them?
I get Americans and dogs (I think no country has more) since Americans hate eachother and need some "company" but else?
Whats the profit?

>>57588677
>Yes so smart you parrot
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>*bobs head*

Imagine working retail and not being on your phone to call libtards tranny. Lmfao

>>57374354
>don't even know what it's like to pump a bird
That's where you're wrong kiddo

If i hold your bird and you no longer have bird to hold does it mean bird is mine?

Find bird frens from RL people and steal it