/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56521329
If I wasn't retarded and didn't fucking SELL MY SHIB 3 MONTHS BEFORE IT WAS GONNA BE WORTH MILLIONS I COULD PROBABLY HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME

>>53401614
Idk if I didn't have family to disappoint being a hobo sounds kind of based
>wake up with the sun
>set up can, go back to sleep
>wake up around 11 again , enough change in my can to get a bagel & a beer
>eat bagel & drink beer on sidewalk until I have enough money to get more beer
>dirty hobo gf wanders up to me, just got back from tricking herself out the night before
>pooling our money together we have enough to score some h & get more beer and some cupcakes and pop from the convenience store
>blast off on heroin and bang my passed out hobo gfs smelly vagina on a piece of cardboard by the river
>pass out beside her
>wake up when people are leaving bars
>grab my knife, find some wasted, rich zoomer faggot to rob in an alley way
>take his money, go buy a hot dog from street vendor
>go back to cardboard mattress by the river, eat hot dog and drink a beer
>homeless friend comes by, has a new bottle of whiskey he somehow got his hands on
>tells me I can have some if I let him bang my passed out hobo gf
>sure
>get wasted on whiskey with my friend
>pass out, do it all again tomorrow
being homeless on the west coast would be fun