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My dad works at Swift, and he had Sergey over for dinner once. Sergey showed up with his own bag of Big Macs, and loudly yawned every time my parents offered him some of the food my mom spent an hour cooking. Then he asked to be excused to the restroom. About 45 minutes later we knocked to see if anything was wrong, no answer, so we opened the door and found that the toilet was clogged and Sergey had escaped through the window. The window was broken though because he had to wiggle and squeeze his fat body through it

one day chainlink cryptocurrency will be worth $10,000 a coin

>>29970017
When the price singularity hits and 90% of the supply is stacked link will easily hit 5 figures. Everyone scrambling to get a half link while every holder will literally never sell and live from the staking

>>27255777
Checked. Daddy sergey likes to pretend your asshole is a bigmac that he wants to eat. He even likes to start pouring bigmac sauce all over your asshole before he thrusts it in. You just have to sit there and take it while he yells out "FILET-O-FISH" which then triggers rory coming out of the room to bring him a Filet O Fish from McDonalds. You get used to him yelling out "QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE" and "BIG MACS EXTRA SAUCE" all the time. It's kind of just sergeys thing you know? Its the world we live in and he likes it a certain way. Rory likes to sit in the corner and watch while Sergey yells demeaning things at him, since that turns Rory on. I coulda swore before this all happened, that I had 30k link. But after i saw Ari in between pound seshes, my link went away. Ari is being an extra sneaky jew nowadays, and heard him and sergey talking about dropping some more loads on us and about their "acquisition." Sergey could tell i was listening, so he proceeded to eat a big mac while talking to Ari, while also pounding my asshole like there was no tomorrow. I can't wait for tomorrow.

the 1k eoy meme is the funniest joke on the internet

>>24027126

I once had my mom take me to a Chainlink event so I could meet my idol, Sergey Nazarov and hopefully take a picture with him. I approached him after the speaking event concluded to discuss my appreciation of his work and the incredible potential of the tech he's developing and blockchain in general. He was very rude and dismissive and seemed to only want to talk to my mom. I kept having to get his attention but he kept asking my mom if she wants to "link his chain", whatever that means. Finally I got around to asking about taking a picture with him and of course he agreed, but only if my mom would be in the picture with us. By this point I was getting some seriously weird vibes from the dude, so I decided to stand between him and my mother for the picture. A bystander named Ari was kind enough to take it for us. At the end of the countdown right when Ari said "say cheese!", I felt a sharp pain in my side and yelped, ruining the picture. I pulled up my shirt to see what happened, and there was a tiny pin-sized hole in my side that was bleeding quite a bit. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but I swear Sergey stabbed me with a syringe or something. He then complained loudly about how I ruined the pic and suggested we take another with him in the middle. At this point I just want to be done with this weirdo so I'm like whatever. So we line up again and I shit you not, the guy palms my mom's entire ass cheek and squeezes. Obviously my mom was extremely offended and forcefully removed his hand while walking away. This made Sergey angry and he started yelling profanities at her. We both stormed out of there and my mom grounded me for having her go through something like that. The whole experience made me extremely disillusioned with the space and I decided to sell my Link at a loss.

>>21398129

Apologize

Apologise

>>21028548
amazing thread OP. seriously, thanks for this

Apologise

35$

I hope someone shoots him in the head

One day chainlink cryptocurrency will be worth $10,000 a coin

Old (but poor)fags with 8k-20k Linkies - you should legitimately consider scaling your LINK position back while it hovers above 6 bucks. Being able to pull off a trade profiting $50k plus is nothing to sniff at, and could provide a solid base for more secure investments. Don't get caught following the HODL meme for the second time, you only get so many chances...

Newfags, you can get fucked.

>t. trying to look out for my /biz/bros

>>20178625
My dad works at Swift, and he had Sergey over for dinner once. Sergey showed up with his own bag of Big Macs, and loudly yawned every time my parents offered him some of the food my mom spent an hour cooking. Then he asked to be excused to the restroom. About 45 minutes later we knocked to see if anything was wrong, no answer, so we opened the door and found that the toilet was clogged and Sergey had escaped through the window. The window was broken though because he had to wiggle and squeeze his fat body through it

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

Why does link keep mooning?

Mods should start deleting every non link thread. We all know link is only one with real world adoption and other shitcoins are just to scam new people.

Chainlink will be worth $1000 eoy

Chainlink cryptocurrency will be worth $1,000 a coin EOY

Real talk nigga