/biz/ - Business & Finance

I come with sacred knowledge...

The majority of /biz/ are retards who buy into shitty memecoins because the only "business" they know how to do is buy a coin and pray it goes up. You probably read about people who made more than a few hundred on Bitcoin and now you keep telling yourself that there will be another bullrush because it's the only way you can convince yourself that your fantasies of being rich aren't pathetic. The reality is you're probably in your 20s and you have no hope of ever succeeding because your only "business" strategy is the equivalent of a scratch-it lottery ticket, even though you probably sneer at the retards who buy those and tell yourself you're smarter. You are literally the modern day equivalent of the thousands of people who spent all their money to go to California to the gold rush because they thought life would be as easy as finding some gold and then picking what mansion they want. Go outside and do a little dance for God, it's the same business strategy as you have now and at least then you're getting some exercise.

How are we doing this fine day boys?