/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57555484
>>57555523

>>56283989

>>56033028

>>50063399
>alright guys, I finally figured out my idea for a small business: I will convince 500 people to send me $5 per month. Now that I've got the big idea perfected, I just need to sort out the small details, such as how to convince people to send me $5 per month

>>25883438
kek, you applied for a mortgage with zero income? what did you think was going to happen?

>hello will you please lend me $300k, no I don't have an income, I do have half that much money in magic beans tho

>>24420280

>>17999999
SHEEEITTT

>>17482312

>>16430383
Imagine spending your time doing this "crypto artwork"

>>16381490
if it floats, flies, or fucks, you should rent, never buy

>>14164279
Suing "David Kleiman" in the motherfucking USA
lmao
Always though of him as IQ90...now this is IQ 70 confirmed. Literal retard

>>12777040
>>12778495
>socialism is the same thing as anarchism
>"government controls everything" is the same thing as "there is not government"
Jesus Christ you're stupid

>>12737346
>>12737442
You guys consistently fail to understand what makes a crypto valuable.

>hurr durr muh transaction fees
How much does it cost to transport gold from one place to another?

>hurr durr it's impractical to use bitcoin to buy things
Is it impractical to use gold to buy things?

>hurr durr because bitcoin is expensive to move and impractical to buy things it shouldn't have value
Explain gold.

>hurr durr a crypto with high supply, instant transactions, and very low speed should be the most valuable
Keep holding your XRP bags.

>hurr durr muh smart contracts
CryptoKitties ran on Ethereum when it was $1000 and CryptoKitties is still running on Ethereum when it's $100 -- what exactly is the value proposition for holding ETH?

>>12570771
Nice ID fren

>>12371186
>an excellent post doc
I dare you go for postdoc nigger

>>4562420
I dare you to try it
Fucking GENIUS kekekekek
And as it wasnt enough you also intend to do it with margin

>>4019623
Frugal wagecuck here

>>No vehicle ownership except bicycle
A MUST. Obstacle for maintaining relationship with grills tho

> Rent a hellhole ffrom employer. Though, 130€/mo. while usual listings go around 300-400€

> Shit in a job as often as possible
Shower in job as well
Lunch at workplace 1€ / lunch, normal price 6€. LARPing in workclothes during the weekends. Goyim dont know.

> Haircut is another must. Save tons of money.Beginnings are tough but eventually you develop mad skills.
>Pee inside water bottles. Another must
> Food and hygiene are however mandatory spendings. If you can cook its a plus, preferably in a workplace.
>Don't own pets.
FFS

Sucked to maintain a relationship with grill. But you can go hiking, cycling etc and spend almost no bux. Now Im about to buy an apartment straight out without loan or any BS so starting family is actually easier now.