/biz/ - Business & Finance

Pajeets on the youtubes told me to invest my life savings into BEAM. What am I in for, sirs?

can we live in peace frens

>>57352641
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> The two of them went up alone, which was probably already not the best idea, all things considered. Even worse was the fact that they would not tell anyone where they were going to have their lunch, because this was meant to be a super secret meeting, that not even their closest friends could know about.

> And so, they enjoyed their lunch together, all alone on the roof. Now, lunch is over, and they are ready to go back down, but there is just one little problem: the door is stuck.

> Bobo tries it first, giving Mumu an empty smile as he says, “You try it, I can’t get it.”

> “Oh, get out of my way,” Mumu replies, certain that Bobo is either joking around with him, or just too weak to give the door the proper tug it needs. Either way, he knows that he is perfect for this job. He puts his hand on the knob, so that he can turn it effortlessly, but when he tries that, he finds that it really is stuck. Or, at least, it requires a bit more effort than he has put in, but that is nothing that he can’t handle.

> Giving it a harder twist does not do anything to help, however, and Mumu takes a moment to steel himself, taking a deep breath, and planting his feet firmly on the ground. Letting out a battle cry, he goes for it one more time, putting all of his strength into it, and all the while, Bobo is at his side, watching eagerly, certain that Mumu can pull it off.

> At least, until he lets go of the doorknob, his shoulders sagging as he lets out a defeated sigh. “It’s totally stuck. I can’t get it.”

> Bobo cocks his head, still smiling at him for a moment, before a look of horror finally crosses his face. “You don’t mean that we’re stuck up here?”

...that BOBO and MUMU are GAY and have GAY SEX together; that BOBO enjoys getting PUMPED in the ASS by MUMU and MUMU loves getting DUMPED on in the FACE by BOBO.

Tomorrow fiat dies and crypto rises

>>53798095
> up 0.03% since I posted it
thanks guys, sometimes you're fine I guess.

>>53603740
>Twitter crypto influencers turning bearish.
Went instantly bullish after seeing this even tough I'm a permabobo in crypto, tf are you waiting for biz? Time to buy shitcoins.

>>53540639
bobo, you alright?

>>53519947
Are they gay lovers?

>>53437684
You got your terminology wrong, bruv
Bobos are the bears who want it to go down
Mumu are the bulls who want it to go up. Remember that, nigger

>>53375658
what part of unbreakable resistance you didn't understand?
alright mumu, you put up a good fight, but its time to return price back where you started

>>53276489
No more brothers wars

> The two of them went up alone, which was probably already not the best idea, all things considered. Even worse was the fact that they would not tell anyone where they were going to have their lunch, because this was meant to be a super secret meeting, that not even their closest friends could know about.

> And so, they enjoyed their lunch together, all alone on the roof. Now, lunch is over, and they are ready to go back down, but there is just one little problem: the door is stuck.

> Bobo tries it first, giving Mumu an empty smile as he says, “You try it, I can’t get it.”

> “Oh, get out of my way,” Mumu replies, certain that Bobo is either joking around with him, or just too weak to give the door the proper tug it needs. Either way, he knows that he is perfect for this job. He puts his hand on the knob, so that he can turn it effortlessly, but when he tries that, he finds that it really is stuck. Or, at least, it requires a bit more effort than he has put in, but that is nothing that he can’t handle.

> Giving it a harder twist does not do anything to help, however, and Mumu takes a moment to steel himself, taking a deep breath, and planting his feet firmly on the ground. Letting out a battle cry, he goes for it one more time, putting all of his strength into it, and all the while, Bobo is at his side, watching eagerly, certain that Mumu can pull it off.

> At least, until he lets go of the doorknob, his shoulders sagging as he lets out a defeated sigh. “It’s totally stuck. I can’t get it.”

> Bobo cocks his head, still smiling at him for a moment, before a look of horror finally crosses his face. “You don’t mean that we’re stuck up here?”

>>53002397
Merry chrimbus

>>52704291
Ah yes the fabled Glooper.
Great to have you here, sir

>>52212665
Crabs tongue my anus