/biz/ - Business & Finance

cryptos are a thing yeah

>>57641743
i was gonna dunk on it but the area code is quints, thats pretty based

>>57468471
blockchain is my DNA
speaking to the future
through a chain of blocks

>>57444533
nature will kill you faster if you dont though so its a good deal

>>57127317
lmao you live with your parents at age 34 and only have 400k?

and let me guess... you probably never paid any taxes since youre obviously mentally ill.

so buying or renting anything is out of the picture since you cant use any of your money

thankfully for you they dont charge rent in federal "pound me in the ass" prison

>>57035019
if you want "good vibes" listen to the beach boys

>>56947259
on days with big fast moves they will often list stablecoins as being below or above peg due to lag and larger variability between prices of different pairs causing the price calculations for stables to get off kilter, its nothing to worry about

>>56516936
i have the same car with 90k miles. i plan to drive it for the next 50 years if possible

t. mid 7 fig nw NEET who bought link at 17 cents

>>55591051
bagholder cuck it will never be above $8 again you missed your chance

As the collective consciousness awakens to the reality of crypto's hollow promises, its market capitalization will crumble like a house of cards. The demise of this grand illusion is not a matter of if but when. Prepare yourselves, for the journey to zero is nigh, and those who refuse to acknowledge this truth shall be condemned to perpetual financial ruin. So, my deluded comrades, heed my words of caution. Abandon this fool's errand, this fanciful pursuit of wealth without substance. Embrace the realm of investments grounded in reality, where value is derived from tangible assets and proven business models. Let go of your infatuation with crypto, for its fate is sealed, and the sands of time shall sweep it away into the depths of irrelevance. This is not a temporary dip or a minor setback. It's the bursting of a massive bubble, and the fallout will be felt for years to come. For years, the crypto market has been held up as the shining beacon of the future, promising unimaginable riches and technological advancements. Yet, what has it truly delivered? The market has been inflated by blind optimism and irrational exuberance, with little to no substance to back it up.

>>52911876
if there was a dolphin on the titanic it would have died long before the boat sank. there wasnt the type of equipment to keep a live dolphin on passenger liners in those days

yikes

>>52889942
true
you can only barely get 12 of the absolute cheapest bargain basement gutter trash sub human lambos for that price (2007 Gallardo Spyder) and thats before and kind of taxes or fees.

I mean it would be less of a hassle and bummer to just kill yourself than have such a small amount.

>>52864946
good, sounds like a hassle fucking tryhards. now get to work restructuring it wagie

>>52846114
>>52846204
I still think OP was charlie munger but he was knowingly fud posting to shake us out

>>52833825
this is just the first sell off of the stealth phase of the everything bubble. a real everything bubble has never been tried.

>>52812632
same, this chart probably only covers /biz/ posters, thats probably what happened

>>52811440
>schadenfreude obsessed loosh harvesting gremlins
I get this way sometimes when people insult /biz/ or chainlink

>>52807870
most nfts arent financial products theyre art. so fuure of finance isnt really accurate. future of digital art collecting would be a more accurate description.

>>52800323
1 Billion dollars

>>52731316
nice dragon

>>52676747
yes we always dump

>>52564065
i can only WISH someone would ever want to inspect my penis