/biz/ - Business & Finance

we got fucking rugged

>>22844925
>another $500 billion in gibs for the black community.

RACE WAR NOW

>>17653153
>>17653153
>>17653153
Be very, very careful with your money anons.

TURN THE FUCKING MACHINES BACK ON FUCK YOU WEEKENDS WERE A MISTAKE THREE DAY WEEKEND FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16578551

>Monday morning

>Sunday night

>>16570318
SECOND LIEUTENANT REPORTING IN

>saturday night

D O N A T I O N S

"Graduated college? Enter our 1-3 Year training program!! We teach classes of graduates in our facility that is 300 miles from here! We'll teach you everything there is to know about our business. We don't throw you into the deep end without teaching you what you need to know!"

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MY 4 YEAR DEGREE YOU STUPID FUCK
I don't want the FUCKING training program just give me a FUCKING job. If I don't do it right then FUCKING FIRE me. I HATE SCHOOL and I don't want to do THREE more FUCKING years of it.

>dude for any position involving math we're gonna need you to have a masters
It's like I didn't even get a fucking degree! It's like I just graduated from high school.

>live in a dorm!
>take classes!
>in 10 years you'll be a CFP!

I'd rather swim in FUCKING Lake Superior in FUCKING February. Super fucking mad right now.

Have any of you fags actually gone through an employers "training program," specifically for financial jobs? I understand that they pay you, I'm just wondering whether it's as teeth grinding as it sounds.

Advice to youngfags, do internships every single summer and translate one of those internships into a job. Apply to 300 internships if you have to. Even if you're a freshman and you "don't know shit." Because once you leave college, they'll STILL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. (Note that Engineers and accountants escape this fate, but barely) Anything else and it's like the degree doesn't even fucking matter. The Masters is the new bachelors. FUCK this GAY EARTH.