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Hello, baggies! It looks like Ryan Cohen is going to say that he will buy your BBBYQ shares today. Except that he won't actually say it, and so you will need Sal and jake to decipher the exact part where he strongly hints that he will do that but doesn't actually say it, then wait two more weeks for the real annoncement. And remember, this is not financial advice, and so you can't sue either of them or Alexander Zarac for still stringing your along months after your shares have ceased to exist.

Now, I don't undertand the logistics of you becoming billionaires for the PPparty before that happens, but Carl Icahn works in mysterious ways.